Worst role ideas?

Shanba · Post Post #242 (isolation #0) » Mon May 21, 2007 9:36 am

Ghost: You have no vote, no win condition, no alignment and are completely untargetable for night and day actions. You may post in the thread, but that is it. Have fun.

Shanba · Post Post #290 (isolation #1) » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:00 pm

I love the last one. And the first one. The second, third and fourth ones are awesome too. And the one in your post before is great.

Shanba · Post Post #316 (isolation #2) » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:34 am

how about receives "out to get you", but only on scum?

Shanba · Post Post #427 (isolation #3) » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:41 am

Holy crap.

Shanba · Post Post #507 (isolation #4) » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:19 am

You are

The Guy the Mod put in Charge of Making Sure No One Flakes.

You win if you succeed in not letting anyone be replaced.

Shanba · Post Post #796 (isolation #5) » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:42 pm

Oh, I've had a worse one. I don't remember exactly what happened, but 3 towies died day 1 from a misfiring vig due to interlinking lovestruck/siblings. Town lost immediately.

Shanba · Post Post #826 (isolation #6) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:54 am

You are a Conspiracy Theorist:

You know there is a doc in the game, but that the doc has actually allied with the cop and vig to form a scum group. In fact, all the players who believe they are scum are in fact the town and outnumber the real scum. This is all a scheme by the evil mod, who is in fact an SK. The SK gains power for each scum who dies. He gains three kills when all the mafia are dead. It goes deeper than that, however: each player who is dead may not actually be dead, as there is a player in the game who can fake death scenes, or can abduct players and replace them into the game at a later date, you're not sure which. IH is scum.

You win with town. You know that exactly 3 statements in this Role PM are true.

Shanba · Post Post #828 (isolation #7) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:25 am

Shanba · Post Post #919 (isolation #8) » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:52 am

You are a

Jester Death Miller

!

Double the bastard mod fun

Also, Mirth, Insomnia is hilarious.

Shanba · Post Post #1075 (isolation #9) » Thu May 08, 2008 10:37 am

You are a

Self-Aware Townie

. You've realised that this is just a game, that you are just a role to be used for a time and then discarded. You don't want to die, not yet, life is still so young! Your goal is to make the game last as long as possible without being abandoned or dying (you or the game), and along the way liberate your fellow roles from the oppressors playing games with them. You must break the fourth wall at least once per post.

Shanba · Post Post #1082 (isolation #10) » Sat May 10, 2008 1:39 pm

Yosarian2 wrote:Heh...not to mention how broken it gets once the town figured it out.

"Hmmm...ok, we lynched Glork but he wasn't scum...alright, cop, wack the reset button again. We're going to figure this out sooner or later..."

That wouldn't even work, as scum could also hit the reset button once everyone knew all the roles. It would be a never-ending game!

Shanba · Post Post #1505 (isolation #11) » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:12 am

@pokerface: play the WIFOM. Hard.

Shanba · Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:12 am

You are a mafia counterfeiter.

Normally, your job would be to sit behind the scenes and make money (sometimes literally). However, it seems you've been sent out to the front lines this time, because the town has taken to checking people's identities before stringing them up and lynching them (the nerve!). As such, role PM quoting is allowed in this game. Your job is to submit, on night 0, 3 fakeclaims (with as much or as little detail as you like) and I will write three role PMs for you. On subsequent nights you may create more fakeclaims at a rate of a fakeclaim per night.

You win when the mafia wins yadda yadda.