You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[xyzzy]

When you can't fall asleep because you want to check up on the games you're in.

[xyzzy]

When you count people in the room to see how many are needed to lynch, and you announce it, loudly.

(Gah! When I typed, "announce it, loudly", I thought of The Game, and lost!)

[xyzzy]

You can't win. you can only go longer periods of time without losing.

[xyzzy]

MoS, please stop making me laugh so hard; you anger my doctor.

...And when he's angry, he can't protect peopel at night.

[xyzzy]

Okay, so last night, I came up with a great setup, and I was imagining how it would play out in Scumchat.

The players got mad at me because I forgot to do a votecount.

[xyzzy]

You assign people/groups roles all the time.

Fred Phelps

is lynched. He was the

cult master

, who could kill people with

hatred.

Princess Diana

turns up dead. She was the

Beloved Princess

. Due to her death there will be no lynch today.

The Linux community

has been lynched! E was the

SK

, who wanted to eliminate Windows users.

[xyzzy]

I played RL mafia on Thursday night. We had 1 scum. I found them day one because they were lurking in plain sight... specifically, staring into a corner on the floor. Because of the way these people play, it was day three before she was finally lynched, but when, "Lindsey, are you mafia?" was just met with a blank stare, I finally convinced people.

I then went on in the second game to investigate 2 scum and get them both lynched.

Pwning meatworld is so much fun.

[xyzzy]

When you see a tombstone that says "Lynch" and think "What day? Was he scum?"