You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

Glork · Post Post #144 (isolation #0) » Wed May 31, 2006 7:18 am

....when you wake up in the morning and the first thing you think is, "I wonder if I was killed during the Night."

....when you forget which scumbuddies go with which game.

....when you can't help but laugh everytime your professor refers to your classmate as Mr. Lynch.

(OMG NECRO! I blame Tamuz for linking me.)

EDIT: When you have no qualms about a 4-month thread necro on an off-topic discussion because you're that enthused about posting in a "You know you've had too much when..." thread.

Glork · Post Post #163 (isolation #1) » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:23 am

ScumChat wrote:(18:19:04) CogitoErgoMafia: and why would he do that intentionally anyway?
(18:20:12) GlorkTheInvader: Because he was basically beat in the box?
(18:20:14) GlorkTheInvader: WIFOM
(18:20:22) GlorkTheInvader:
(18:20:27) thokstar: Modkill: CEM
(18:20:38) GlorkTheInvader: ...
(18:20:39) GlorkTheInvader: I just realized
(18:20:42) GlorkTheInvader: that I used "WIFOM"
(18:20:45) GlorkTheInvader: to discount a point
(18:20:47) GlorkTheInvader: outside of Mafia
(18:20:54) CogitoErgoMafia: he wasn't beat
(18:21:04) CogitoErgoMafia: if the ball had fallen at that point
(18:21:07) thokstar: Go post about it in the "You've been playing too much mafia" threaf
(18:21:10) thokstar: er thread

...in debating the possible hand ball call against Italy in the US-Italy mactch.

EDIT: And yes, I did type ":roll:" in ScumChat, even though it's not actually an AIM smiley.

Glork · Post Post #173 (isolation #2) » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:39 pm

Scumchat, just a short while ago:

(22:34:02) GlorkTheInvader: Gah, I'm still hungry
(22:34:07) GlorkTheInvader: going to get some serial
(22:34:19) GlorkTheInvader: *cereal
(22:34:22) The Fritzler left the room.
(22:34:22) GlorkTheInvader: and I've been playing way too much Mafia

Glork · Post Post #193 (isolation #3) » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:01 pm

ScumChat wrote:CaffieneDeity: Two player modless?
petroleumjelly42: hmm, that's an interesting pick-up line
petroleumjelly42: "Say... want to play a modless two-player game of Mafia? :eyebrows:"
GlorkTheInvader: "Hey there, wanna play some two-player modless?"
petroleumjelly42: ^5 Glork
GlorkTheInvader: I'd totally /in that.
thokstar: "I investigated you last night. You turned up sexy."

*ahem*

Glork · Post Post #196 (isolation #4) » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:43 pm

GlorkTheInvader: =======[]
GlorkTheInvader: Fritz, hammah!
GlorkTheInvader: OMG
GlorkTheInvader: "Are you at Lynch -1, 'cause I'd like to hammah you."
GlorkTheInvader: YAUS
GlorkTheInvader: I WIN
CaffieneDeity: o.0 That's awesome.
Lord Baclava: Dear god.

Glork · Post Post #208 (isolation #5) » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:23 pm

ScumChat wrote:petroleumjelly42: and shoot, now I remember why I stoof up like 5 minutes ago. I had forgotten
alkohaulec2: I should cook up another batch
petroleumjelly42: *gets back up*
GlorkTheInvader: Stoof up?
GlorkTheInvader: tsk.
GlorkTheInvader: TO THE "Too much Mafia" THREAD!

Glork · Post Post #217 (isolation #6) » Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:19 pm

Simenon wrote:I went to bed once wondering if scum was going to nightkill me.

I've woken up in the morning and had "I wonder if the scum killed me last night" as the first thought running through my head.

Glork · Post Post #256 (isolation #7) » Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:31 pm

spectrumvoid wrote:It's more sophisticated. Stoofer's law part ii says that Stoofer will vote to make sure his law remains true

Yes, that is Thok's Corollary (since Thok came up with it). Because Stoof keeps voting people in "off-topic" threads, he is demonstrating Thok's Corollary... and he keeps mentioning it, hence the "it's becoming more famous" comment.

Glork · Post Post #258 (isolation #8) » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:56 am

(11:55:18) countessLOL: gah.. you know you play too much mafia when you can't type glory without first typing glork :p

Glork · Post Post #269 (isolation #9) » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:23 am

ScumChat wrote:GlorkTheInvader: You know those word association game threads?
GlorkTheInvader: I checked on on another site, and the last post was "Tiger"
GlorkTheInvader: so I put MafiaScum
GlorkTheInvader: Is that bad?
thesheamuffin: Only a tiger would do such a thing
PrimPod: you are weak, glork
LatinFreek13: ROFL
thesheamuffin: Vote: Glork
FlameTiger67: = |

Glork · Post Post #295 (isolation #10) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:07 pm

EE-thur

Glork · Post Post #299 (isolation #11) » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:31 pm

IH wrote:(With a knifewrench)

Practical and safe!

Glork · Post Post #323 (isolation #12) » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:10 pm

ScumChat wrote:(22:09:45) Jathan84: it tastes like ice cream
(22:09:47) KellyChen449: to get a beverage out of it
(22:09:47) Jathan84: vanilla
(22:09:51) TrojH: ok I'm going to start dinner and laundry... I'll be back
(22:09:54) TrojH: GO SCUM!
(22:09:55) The Wild Eep: Wow
(22:10:02) The Wild Eep: I hear Vanilla and I think Townie
(22:10:04) The Wild Eep: ><
(22:10:09) GlorkTheInvader: TOO MUCH MAFIA THREAD!

Glork · Post Post #370 (isolation #13) » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:24 am

Everytime somebody writes "SK" on that coffee cup, you think "Serial Killer" instead of "Skim."

Glork · Post Post #375 (isolation #14) » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:19 am

Mert wrote:
My friend, at the pub with me, already late for meeting his girlfriend:
Do you think I should say my train was delayed or something?

Me:
You can if you want but she'll totally glork you if she finds out.

My online existence has just been validated.

Glork · Post Post #379 (isolation #15) » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:03 pm

Stewie wrote:Also, I type the forum address in the address bar as soon as it opens, as well as several times once it is opened, even if I'm already on the site.

*sigh*
Guilty as charged.

Glork · Post Post #384 (isolation #16) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:43 am

Stewie wrote:I don't keep a history though. Last thing I need is someone else in my family checking my non-PG13 browsing history.

...somebody doesn't want to be investigated or tracked.

FoS: Stewie

Glork · Post Post #387 (isolation #17) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:42 pm

Vote: Stewie

She's OMGUSing!

Glork · Post Post #389 (isolation #18) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:06 pm

So you're a liar.

Confirm Vote: Stewie

Glork · Post Post #401 (isolation #19) » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:58 pm

ScumChat wrote:(8:47:45 PM) GlorkTheInvader: She got a new job, which has kept her absurdly busy
(8:47:53 PM) GlorkTheInvader: and her internet has been giving her trouble
(8:47:55 PM) patrickgower2006: jobs are not good news
(8:48:02 PM) GlorkTheInvader: Eh
(8:48:02 PM) patrickgower2006: damn
(8:48:11 PM) GlorkTheInvader: we've been communiqueting via email
(8:48:14 PM) GlorkTheInvader: er
(8:48:15 PM) patrickgower2006: what job you gonna do glork
(8:48:18 PM) GlorkTheInvader: I cannot believe
(8:48:19 PM) GlorkTheInvader: I just said
(8:48:21 PM) GlorkTheInvader: communiqueting
(8:48:26 PM) patrickgower2006: lol
(8:48:27 PM) GlorkTheInvader: >.<
(8:48:33 PM) GlorkTheInvader: Too much mafia thread?
(8:48:38 PM) patrickgower2006: big time

Glork · Post Post #404 (isolation #20) » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:10 am

Zindaras wrote:[22:30:44] Zen Artros: I investigated you last night. I'm the Cop.
[22:30:59] Zen Artros: The result I received was "hot".

Best. Pick-up line. Ever.

Lynch -1 is still a million times more awesome.

Glork · Post Post #415 (isolation #21) » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:55 am

Mr. Flay wrote:...when a one-off comment gives you the idea for Hottie Mafia, and you consider opening your Notes to record it before discarding the thing for abject stupidity.

/in.

Glork · Post Post #439 (isolation #22) » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:31 pm

When one of your regular customers introduces himself as "Fritz" and you think to yourself "the other Fritz is way more badass."

True story. It happened. I was there.

Glork · Post Post #463 (isolation #23) » Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:47 pm

....when you wake up and immediately wonder if you got nightkilled overnight.

Glork · Post Post #465 (isolation #24) » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:08 pm

...just a few minutes later....

(8:37:59 PM) rebelkidrules: hedonism in this thread? :[
(8:38:10 PM) GlorkTheInvader: Hay there, SimSim. :eyebrows:
(8:38:14 PM) rebelkidrules: i just called this a thread
(8:38:16 PM) GlorkTheInvader: LOL
(8:38:17 PM) rebelkidrules: how disappointing
(8:38:18 PM) GlorkTheInvader: TOO MUCH MAFIA

Glork · Post Post #467 (isolation #25) » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:39 pm

Thok wrote:You ask somebody for Porn in a mafia game.

Hey, now.... I was just looking for verification of your rolename.

Glork · Post Post #472 (isolation #26) » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:17 am

...SO DID MINE!

Glork · Post Post #545 (isolation #27) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:00 am

undo wrote:When you are playing a game of mafia in mafiascum.net... in your dreams.

Happened to me yesterday.

Done it, on several occasions.

I don't think I've ever seen the end of a game, though. Or an endgame situation.

Glork · Post Post #591 (isolation #28) » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:03 am

farside22 wrote:When you wake up every hour wondering if the game your in has lynched you.
Or you wake up every hour waiting on the mod to tell you if the player you think is scummy is scum or not.

I know I posted this, like... years ago... but I'm still a big fan of "When you wake up in the morning wondering if you got nightkilled overnight."

Glork · Post Post #654 (isolation #29) » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:00 am

People who happen to know you from somewhere completely different say "hey, aren't you on those mafia boards?"

:/

Glork · Post Post #665 (isolation #30) » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:21 am

Kmd4390 wrote:
Glork wrote:People who happen to know you from somewhere completely different say "hey, aren't you on those mafia boards?"

:/
What?!?

Apparently my mafia fame has reached other parts of the world, both meaty and virtual. I suppose I should feel like a celebrity or something, but it's just

weird

.

Glork · Post Post #990 (isolation #31) » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:36 am

Yeah, mafia's definitely not the first thing I think of when I see rope....

Glork · Post Post #1470 (isolation #32) » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:15 am

...when you remember when this thread was first created.

Glork · Post Post #1551 (isolation #33) » Sun May 20, 2012 5:59 am

When your phone autocorrects "lunch" to "lynch" instead of the other way around.

:/

Glork · Post Post #1557 (isolation #34) » Tue May 29, 2012 3:32 am

Actually, it was "I'm on my lynch break."

But yeah.