Worst role ideas?

[talah]

You are

Ego-Mod

You are highly sensitive about your game's setup and your role is to ensure that your own satisfaction is greater than that of the players in your game.

You may not produce flips or results unless you are PM'd at least twice for each potential action.

Public mechanic:

unlimited lynches may be achieved without your intervention during any phase so long as majority is reached. Night phases must not be locked unless you are angry for reasons outside the game, in which case the thread must be locked and may not be unlocked without every living player PMing you within a ten minute period. For every six hours that both of these conditions hold true, the second-largest wagon is lynched and the current phase continues as usual.