Worst role ideas?

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Mr.1000

You must secure 1000th post in the game. Before 1000th post, you cannot have more than 100 posts. If you can't achieve the 1000th post, you must post 1000 times from that moment on, to before the game finishes. Any less or more than that, you will lose. If 3 or more players complain about your postings you will be Mod Killed. You may keep posting after your lynch or death in order to fill your 1000 post count or in order to secure 1000th post.

You only win for yourself.

[drmyshotgun]

Okay.

You are

Mr.1000

You MUST post 1000 posts in the game before it finishes. If 3 or more people complain about you, you are Mod-killed (You may not post anymore after being Mod-killed). Even if you die in any way, you may still post unless 3 or more people complain about you.
Game will instantly finish with your win after you post your 1000th post. You lose if any other faction wins.

[drmyshotgun]

Go right ahead.

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Mr.iMakeRandomNames

Before the game begins, the Moderator will PM you with the list of players in the game with each person assigned with completely random names (ie. drmyshotgun = Hunkerson).
You must address everybody in the game this way, you cannot explain why you are doing it, you have to even vote people using this name.
If you are caught using other players' usernames or trying to explain who is who, you will be immediately mod-killed.

You win with the Town.

[drmyshotgun]

Yeah sure.

[drmyshotgun]

@gorckat - What's up with 409th post? Your lucky number, I guess?

[drmyshotgun]

Oh silly me.

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Offensive

Your posts, every one of them, must contain a swear word. It needs to be different everytime. You require at least 20 swear words in the same post if you want to vote someone. You won't get mod-killed for being offensive to everybody. But you cannot explain your role to others. You are scum partners with XXXX. (Scum aligned)

You win with the Scum.

[drmyshotgun]

Hey, Frankenstein stuff is actually really good. Would love to see it.

[drmyshotgun]

You are a

challenge seeker

! The first time another player states in thread that "XXX must be lynched/killed/vigged/investigated/etc", or a reasonable variant, you must post "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" within 6 hours of that post or be modkilled. I will determine if a challenge is valid or not. That is now your only goal in mind, and must be completed within a day/night phase. You win if you can complete 3 challenges in a row. NOTE: you have no actual powers

Sounds...Challenging!

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Quote Master

You can only communicate in thread by quoting other people. You cannot vote, say anything other than what others have said. If you are caught rigging your quotes by making changes to the original post, you will be modkilled at that instant. You win with the Town.



Thinking this may have been done before already.

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Informant

.
Each night you may choose one person and hand over the information he has to another person. For example, if a Cop investigates someone that night and gets a result, you would be passing on that result to someone else. You don't know any alignments of players. If you choose a Scum aligned person to take the information from, you will get killed that night. You won't die if you are passing your information to a Scum aligned player. You don't know any informations yourself, and the person receiving your information doesn't know about you but will acquire the information only. The player you are extracting the information from will not know about this either.

Information will be based only on Night Actions of a player. Not the alignment of the player himself.
You win with the Town.


Thinking this would have been done before already.

[drmyshotgun]

Lol.

[drmyshotgun]

The roles are getting more and more sexually charged.

[drmyshotgun]

Has it really been redacted by Mith or is izak trolling us?
I can't make out shit from that.

[drmyshotgun]

Yeah, that's just plain not possible xD


...is it?

[drmyshotgun]

Lol. Was that really mith's doing?

[drmyshotgun]

[Redacted - the REAL mith]

[drmyshotgun]

I wanted to run a game with multiple Serial Killers.
Some can kill others with one shot only but most will need to be stabbed twice to die.
Of course there will be a lot of Townies and PRs.
Am devicing now.

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Dynamite Fisher

.
You can select up to 3 players at Night and throw dynamites at them. If they are Scums, they won't die. If they are Town, they will die.
If you kill a Town, you will die. You win with the Town.

[drmyshotgun]

oh dear god that post was the best thing I've ever seen

This.
I was rolling.

Anyways, that role would actually be really fun to play.

[drmyshotgun]

I would totally Pre-/in for that.

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Blacklisted

. You win when all players have requested your replacement in the same game day.

Oh I'm so capable.

[drmyshotgun]

You are a

Tree

.
If you get voted at at least 10 times in a day, you will get lynched.
You do not have to have the Town's majority of votes to get lynched, but if the number of votes upon you reach 10 times in a day, you will die.
A same player voting you 10 times can get yourself lynched. You may not vote yourself and if you do, it won't count.
At night, only an

Arsonist / Fire Mafia

can Nightkill you.
You are third party. You win if you survive until the endgame.

[drmyshotgun]

Was expecting a stump joke.

If you get lynched, you become a tree stump. Lose vote and is dead for all wincon purposes, but can still talk

How's that?

Had to search up in Wiki to learn that.
That is much better and fun for this role.
Anyone done Environmentalist Mafia or something like that? Each vote would be like woodchopping, some people destroy environment by torching stuff etc etc.

[drmyshotgun]

You are a

Sniper Vigilante

. Each night, you can choose a player. They will die in a game they're playing other than this one.

How will you go about actually making this happen?

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Center-Crazy

.
You must post once everytime someone mentions your full username.
If a person mentions your full username 20 times in one post, you must post 20 times consequtively.
You cannot post otherwise.
You will be given 6 hours from each post with your full username in to post.
You will be modkilled if you post without someone mentioning your username.

To make things worse: You are third party. You win alone when you are the majority or 50% of the survivors.

[drmyshotgun]

You are the

Dictator

. Every night you can remove someone's /in from the mini-normal queue.

Sounds funny!!
Remove someone in the front of Mod queue.

[drmyshotgun]

Deathnote Mafia.
Each player gives their "real" names to the mod at the beginning of the game.

You are

Shinigami

. Each night, you get to know a player's name. You won't be told their usernames.
You then must select another player and if that player is a

User

will know the username respective to the player. But won't know the respective player name.
You are third party. You can leave the game with a victory if a Deathnote-Town mentions the real name of Deathnote-Scum or vice versa.

You are

User

. Each night, you must target a player.

You are

Deathnote - Town

.
If you are targetted at night by a User who has received information from the Shinigami, you will be notified of the real name of a player.
If you mention a player's "real", full name in your post, that player will die. You win with the Town.

You are

Deathnote -Scum

If you are targetted at night by a User who has received information from the Shinigami, you will be notified of the real name of a player.
If you mention a player's "real", full name in your post, that player will die. You win with the Scum.



This has probably been done before.

[drmyshotgun]

And stay alive until that point.

[drmyshotgun]

Or you could just announce/make it public that Jesters exist?

[drmyshotgun]

You are

Lance Armstrong

. No matter how well you play, whether you survive to the end or not or whether or not you meet your faction's win condition, the site mods are going to accuse you of cheating in some way and will not stop for years. You win when the mods stop pursuing the matter before you do.

LOLOLOLOL.

[drmyshotgun]

- innocent child that when activates causes a random townie to die.

A "not so" Innocent child.

[drmyshotgun]

- innocent child that when activates causes a random townie to die.

A "not so" Innocent child.

This reminds me of a book I read recently...

Reminds me of The Tin Drum and Oman.
God those movies hunt me.

[drmyshotgun]

Town Drunk

: Innocent Child. Everyone knows you're in the bar every night.

Posting restriction: you can only post with a BAC > 0.10

Haha! This is great!

[drmyshotgun]

You are

DisneyLand.

Adults will lose if they bring their children to you. You win with the Children-faction. So you can pretty much convince in-thread for others to come to you.
You are

School.

Adults will win if they bring their children to you. You win with the Adult-faction. The adults are: XXXX and XXXX. Try to convince others to come to you.
You are

Strip Club.

You win when people decide to visit you. (3rd Party) Adults are: XXXX and XXXX

You are an

Adult.

You need to decide where to bring your children and you can win by bringing them to School. You may talk to your partner, XXXX, on this QT: XXXX. You may vote during the day. x2
You are a

Child.

You need to decide where to go. You win if majority decides to go to DisneyLand. x10


So yeah, the mod will announce these three people as the three places to visit. Remaining players vote where they wanna go.

[drmyshotgun]

You are

100 ppd

.
You must post 100 times per day. If you fail to do so, your alignment will change everytime you fail.
You will not be given any information on what your alignment was to begin with, nor will you be given role informations on any other players when your alignment changes.
You won't even be notified when you fail your mark.
If you fail to post 100 times per day for 3 consequtive days, you will be modkilled.
If other players complain about your posting, you will be modkilled.


Mod note: The role starts with Town.

[drmyshotgun]

^That's awesome.

[drmyshotgun]

You are Mr.1000

You MUST post 1000 posts in the game before it finishes. If 3 or more people complain about you, you are Mod-killed (You may not post anymore after being Mod-killed). Even if you die in any way, you may still post unless 3 or more people complain about you.
Game will instantly finish with your win after you post your 1000th post. You lose if any other faction wins.

[drmyshotgun]

You are Mr.1000

You MUST post 1000 posts in the game before it finishes. If 3 or more people complain about you, you are Mod-killed (You may not post anymore after being Mod-killed). Even if you die in any way, you may still post unless 3 or more people complain about you.
Game will instantly finish with your win after you post your 1000th post. You lose if any other faction wins.

Now that just sounds fun.

I would actually LOVE to play this role.

[drmyshotgun]

With the amount of lurking that site meta seems to endorse, getting to 1000 posts for someone who can be online a lot, without getting complaints, should be no problem at all.

Really?? 1000 posts? That's 40 pages. For one guy...Need I make it Mr. 10000?