Worst role ideas?

[IceGuy]

You are the

Extreme Jester/Survivor

. You win if you get lynched on D1, killed by mafia on N1, dayvigged on D2, killed by werewolves on N2, killed by the day serial killer on D3, killed by the night serial killer on N3 and survive until endgame. All kill attempts named above will fail, but only on the specified day/night.

[IceGuy]

Du bist

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

. Du musst jeden Tag mindestens 5000 Wörter posten, auf Deutsch natürlich.

[IceGuy]

Unt...wie kommt er zu gewinnen?

By not getting modkilled for violating his post restriction (of course, even one mistake will lead to a modkill - after all, Goethe's German has to be perfect.).

[IceGuy]

You are a

Weak Vigilante

. If you target mafia, you die.

You win with the village.

This role actually exists (as one variant of the Quack Doctor).

[IceGuy]

Innocent Child is a normal role just as Bulletproof is a normal modifier. A Bulletproof Innocent Child is a bad idea, though.

[IceGuy]

You're a

Reviewer

.

You can change roles and alignments at will. You win if everybody agrees post-game that the game was balanced.

[IceGuy]

Sounds like the basic mechanics for an interesting Stalinism-themed game.

[IceGuy]

You're a

mute

.

You may not post. If you post, you're modkilled. You will not be prodded or replaced. Any prod or replacement requests to the mod will be ignored.

You win if you survive until endgame.

[IceGuy]

You're the

Tautologist

.

You have the abilities that are in your role PM. You win if you win.

[IceGuy]

You are a

Pedophile

.

You are in love with X, who is an

Innocent Child

.

You win when the cop is dead, and both of you are alive.

[IceGuy]

(modnote: flips as bulletproof SK)

[IceGuy]

It's not really anti-town unless it's a death miller.

[IceGuy]

You are the

Grammar Nazi

.

You win when you've corrected at least ten grammar mistakes from other players or the mod.

[IceGuy]

Actually, Mental Illness Mafia might be a good successor to Sexual Roles Mafia.

You have

mania

. You have three votes and need to place or change at least two of them in every post.

You have

depression

. You can't vote.

You have

bipolar disorder

. On odd days, you have three votes and need to place or change at least two of them in every post. On even days, you can't vote.

You have

multiple personality disorder

. You are a vanilla townie and a mafia goon.

You have

paranoia

. You must vote everybody who votes for you.

You have

delusional disorder

. You're the mod.

[IceGuy]

You are a

Shitty Vanilla Townie

.

Every post you make must contain at least two of the following:
- A misuse of a common Mafia term such as "OMGUS".
- A fake claim.
- A blatant lie.
- A read that simultaneously classifies a player as town, scum and neutral.
- A sentence that is (mostly) made of actual English words, but is totally incomprehensible.
- ALL CAPS RAGE.

You win if somebody you make a case on actually gets lynched before you do.

[IceGuy]

Actually, I'd claim so I become an NK target for scum, helping town.

[IceGuy]

My head hurts.

[IceGuy]

You are the

Replacer

.

You have no special abilities. You win when (player) replaces out or is force-replaced by the mod.

[IceGuy]

You're the

sole voter

.

Everybody else is voteless. The town's fate lies in your hands. Good luck!

[IceGuy]

You are the

fowl voter

.

You can only vote for players with a pony avatar.

[IceGuy]

You are the

dole voter

.

You don't have a vote by yourself and have to convince other people to give you their vote.

[IceGuy]

That role was actually made to express my frustrations about a mod who had a bunch of lurkers in their game and didn't bother to prod or replace them.

[IceGuy]

At 12 out of 62 (26 * 2 letters + 10 numbers) characters there are 62^12 = 3 226 266 762 397 899 821 056 possibilities. Assuming you can check an URL a second, that's 102.3 trillion years you're looking at.

[IceGuy]

You are the

Realistic Vanilla Townie

.

At 6 a.m., you wake up to get dressed and go to work in the nearest metropolitan area, dropping off your children at the daycare. You work all day, stopping only to buy lunch at the cafeteria, when you finally return home at 6 p.m. Your partner has already brought the children home and made dinner for your family. After dinner, you play with the children and send them to bed by 8 p.m. You snuggle up with your partner in bed, watching a movie, until you go to sleep at midnight.

You don't lynch people. That would be illegal and get you arrested, and besides, why would you do it anyway? It's not like you care about this "Mafia" thing.

[IceGuy]

You are a

Vanilla Townie

.

Your partners are (player), (player), (player), (player), (player), (player), (player), (player) and (player), who are also

Vanilla Townies

.