Mafia Championship 2024 Player Selection
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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Nominate myself
Nth AlisaeShow"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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im filling a report on you for discriminating against scum.In post 6, Doctor Drew wrote: We don't want to send an obvscum player like yourself though
You will hear from the mod team shortlyShow"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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- Posts: 53350
- Joined: June 28, 2015
- Location: woofbringer
dannflor did u get thepoisoni mean medicine in the mail i sent.Show"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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courtesy of chatgpt this is my stump speech:
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed members of the Mafia Championship selection committee, allow me to present my case for why I should be the chosen player to represent our faction in this prestigious event. As a seasoned player with a penchant for both strategy and deception, I bring a unique set of skills to the table.
1. The Art of Spam Posting:Spam posting, my friends, is not merely a chaotic flurry of words—it’s an intricate dance of distraction. While others fumble over their sentences, I weave a web of confusion, leaving my opponents wondering if they’ve stumbled into a linguistic labyrinth. My rapid-fire messages serve as a smokescreen, concealing my true intentions and diverting attention away from critical discussions. Remember, in the chaos of spam, lies opportunity.
2. Scum Claiming Mastery:Ah, scum claiming—the delicate art of pretending to be a villain while secretly wearing the hero’s mask. I’ve honed this skill through countless games, slipping into the role of the nefarious antagonist with ease. When accused, I don my scum cloak and spin tales of innocence, casting doubt upon the accusers. But beware, for beneath the facade lies a mind calculating every move, every word. Is it a bluff? Or a genuine plea for survival? You’ll never know until it’s too late.
3. Gut Reads:My gut, ladies and gentlemen, is a finely tuned instrument—an oracle whispering truths that elude logic. When faced with a sea of lies, I navigate by instinct, sensing the currents of deception. A subtle hesitation, a misplaced vote, a telltale emoji—I catch them all. My gut reads are the compass guiding our faction through treacherous waters. Trust me, I’ve studied the constellations of deceit, and I know when the stars align in our favor.
In conclusion, dear committee members, I offer myself as the embodiment of cunning, chaos, and calculated risk. Choose me, and together we shall unravel the mysteries of the Mafia, leaving our opponents bewildered and defeated. Thank you for your consideration, and may the RNG gods smile upon us in this grand championship!Show"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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- Posts: 53350
- Joined: June 28, 2015
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terrible stump speech. 0/10Show"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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- Posts: 53350
- Joined: June 28, 2015
- Location: woofbringer
T-Bone how long are we doing the poll? Need to know how much time i have to stuff the ballot boxShow"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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- Posts: 53350
- Joined: June 28, 2015
- Location: woofbringer
I didn't have enough time to stuff the boxes, i demand an auditShow"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
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