The 5 things I hate most when playing mafia are...

[Simenon]

you will always be prochaz to me, baby.

EDIT:

1. "Short posts are scummy."
2. "Bandwagoning is scummy."
3. "He's committed this many scumtells. How could he not be scum?"
4. People who refuse to directly answer a point.
5. People who put good writing above scumhunting.