Worst role ideas?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1228 (isolation #0) » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:56 am

You are a

Mafia Jester

, You win only when the town, and you, are dead.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1234 (isolation #1) » Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:59 pm

Has to be lynched, and no. He might end up offering to be bussed. But then he has to hope that his allies win.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1241 (isolation #2) » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:08 am

shaft.ed wrote:You are
Alberto Gonzales
. If anyone asks you a question you must answer "I don't recall." You win if you don't get lynched.

I can already imagine Politics Mafia.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1316 (isolation #3) » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:52 pm

You are a

Jerk

. You win when all the original players, other than yourself have replaced out.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1358 (isolation #4) » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:18 pm

You are a

Suicidal gunman who

just can't do it

You really want to die, but you just don't have the cojones. So once per game you can give another person your gun with one round in it, giving them the ability to daykill once. You win only if they shoot you with your gun.

Suggested players: DGB

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1363 (isolation #5) » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:44 pm

PokerFace wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:You are a
Suicidal gunman who
just can't do it

You really want to die, but you just don't have the cojones. So once per game you can give another person your gun with one round in it, giving them the ability to daykill once. You win only if they shoot you with your gun.

Suggested players: DGB
Actually this could work as a Hider-ish. Each night you give another player in the game the ability to kill you. You can infer innocence at least form the people that don't. If you claim your role you are removed from the game to undergo therapy (ie modkilled).
I actually like this idea and how it would apply to said role. This role no longer looks so bad when applying it to a town win condition.

It should be compulsive then.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1393 (isolation #6) » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:57 pm

I dunno, I don't think it's that hard to type:

The full works of Shakespeare.

It's only five words.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1418 (isolation #7) » Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:40 pm

You are my

Slave

. You can do all the vote counts and take care of the night actions, I'm too lazy. You win if your performance is satisfying.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1469 (isolation #8) » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:00 pm

dahill1 wrote:
Dragon Phoenix wrote:You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.
aka Gimbo's Worst Nightmare

Hmm?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1471 (isolation #9) » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:14 pm

dahill1 wrote:Gimbo was always continually prodded by request of the players

Nah, I meant look at Korts' signature.

Lord Gurgi · Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:16 pm

Impressionable

Each vote for you is permanent, the player that cast the vote can unvote, but you will still have a vote on you. Votes on you do not expire at the end of the day. You are lynched if there is ever a majority of votes on you. You win with the town.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1551 (isolation #11) » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:57 pm

Yosarian2 wrote:You are the
selfish cop.
You can investigate someone and find out if they attempted to kill you last night. Note that you are vulnerable to nightkills.

You win with the town.

(Actually, it'd be a pretty funny role, trying to make sure you get both targeted for a night kill and doc protected...)

ModNote: The doc is a quack