Worst role ideas?

somestrangeflea · Post Post #380 (isolation #0) » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:16 am

You are a Claim Miller. You are a Townie with a post restriction. You must always claim that you are a Mafia member. If, at any point of the game, you indicate that you are not a Mafia member, you will be modkilled.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #382 (isolation #1) » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:20 am

Max wrote:what if they said.

I have a post restriction where I have to claim mafia...

The they'd be modkilled for

indicating

that they aren't!

somestrangeflea · Post Post #648 (isolation #2) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:55 am

You aren't not a

Corrupt Politician.

Being not not corrupted by the local Mafia (who aren't not XXXX, YYYY and ZZZZ), you're not not used to having to weasel-word your way out of whichever perfectly non-non-illegal actions which you've not been not caught not not perpetrating. Therefore, you don't not have a post restriction. You mustn't not tell the truth at all times, and all of your posts mustn't not never not contain a string of double-non-positives.

Win condition: When it doesn't not not become possible for the Town to not not kill your non-non-non-non-faction.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #650 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:53 am

Glork wrote:
Yosarian2 wrote:
Mirth wrote:
AniX wrote: Wow. Wow. Wow. You are my new favorite scummer. If I had a desire to have sex, I would beg you to allow me entry into your vagina immediately. You, madam, are a god among these mortal fools.
...I am not sure whether to slap you with my piggie-ballerina gloves challenging you to a duel such that I may defend my honor through use of my trusty shotgun (or, that being disallowed, finally get my father to cough up that gift of dueling pistols he promised me when I turned old enough to legally own guns), or to take that as a compliment...
Well, you could always take it as a compliment but shoot him anyway.
I agree with Yosarian2.

I agree with Yosarian too.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #709 (isolation #4) » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:41 am

You are the

very, very precise Kidnapper

.

Once per night, you can target one player, living or dead, and they will be removed from the game. They won't die, they'll be completely removed from the game. All their posts will be deleted, anything concerning them in other players posts will be deleted, all their nightchoices and votes will be cancelled and events will be edited accordingly, their name will be completely removed from the playerlist, and anyone who targetted them or voted for them will die.

It will be as though they never existed.

Win Condition: When you are the only player.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #1214 (isolation #5) » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:14 am

You are not a

Number

. You are a free man!

Mod Note: Is Number 6. May, somehow, be Number 1.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #1247 (isolation #6) » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:16 am

You are

SchrÃ¶dinger's Cat

.

You don't have an alignment unless someone is trying to check it. If you are investigated or killed there's a 50% chance of you being pro-town, and a 50% chance of being anti-town.

Once you die, if any player posts "open the box", your alignment will be randomly re-determined.

You win if you are aligned with the winning faction at the end of the game.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #1289 (isolation #7) » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:50 pm

You are

better than this

. Just stop all this nonsense and come home, please.

Win Condition

: You don't need to prove anything to us. We all love you, just put the gun down.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #1419 (isolation #8) » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:35 am

habitang wrote:You are the winner.
You win whenever you choose to win. You may claim to win at any time even after your death. You lose if you fail to claim you win before game ends.

Modnote: Game starts in LyLo.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #1448 (isolation #9) » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:55 pm

You are

confused

.

You are so confused, you don't know what your win condition is. Work out your win condition and post it in thread to win. However, if you are incorrect, you will be modkilled and thus lose.

Modnote:

Win condition is, quite clearly,"work out what my win condition is", but they'll be too confused to see that.