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[elvis_knits]

Albert invited me to join so obv. /in...

I agree that days have become too long and the players not cut-throat enough. But I have to admit that sometimes I like to act wishy-washy to give someone enough rope to hang themselves. Sort of pretend you think the person is town and then ask a seemingly inocuous question that is really a trap. That's fun sometimes. I started doing it because everyone was saying I was too aggressive.

I can go back to full-out bitch if necessary for membership though.

I looked back at a mini I modded a few years ago. The whole game was 12 pages long and went to lylo with town winning. So... let's stop having 50-page minis.

[elvis_knits]

Perhaps not, but they can maim.

That's a funny story. Great reason to keep your package secure when animals are around, very important in my experience.

My dog jumps straight into guys balls when greeting them.

She weighs 65 pounds.

[elvis_knits]

SWF, NS, loves dogs, hiking, movies and bad reality TV, ISO like-minded man for long walks on the beach and possible LTR. Must be willing to wear cup for first couple of dates. Maybe longer.

Man, I hope this doesn't max-out my inbox.