FREE FIRING SQUAD - apply within

[DrippingGoofball]

Have you enough of players backing down on perfectly good lynches?

Does other players' hesitation to hammer a player against which an airtight case has been made, drive you insane?

Have you, as a serial killer, NK'd Yosarian2 because his wishy-washiness is a drag on the game, even though he's 100% saying you're town and is your biggest ally?

Do you break precious platters of fine bone china from the frustration of players going against great wagons on worthless players as if they were confirmed townies?

How long does it take to lynch an annoying, non-contributing lurker? Does 6 months and a hundred pages sound familiar?

Have you ever asked yourself why it's so hard to lynch borderline troll players?

Are you in that New York game with a 56 page long Day 1?

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If the above sounds like YOU, you must apply for membership in the FREE FIRING SQUAD, a group of players that believe in vigorous, enthusiastic and decisive lynching regimens.

Benefits include:
1 - shorter more active games.
2 - shorter games means fewer and easier replacements.
3 - a Nibbler avatar
4 - your suggestions are welcome.

[DrippingGoofball]

EBWOP: Although I found the "wishy-washiness while saying you're 100% town" thing amusing.

Only Yosarian can pull this one off.

[DrippingGoofball]

/in

, but only if I get the chance to shoot ABR in the back of the head.

Sure. I you want to do it, just do it and don't waste everyone's time psycho-analysing yourself over it.

[DrippingGoofball]

PUZZLE

In this post, find the subtle hint that explains why elvis' love life is like well-oiled revolving door.

Perhaps not, but they can maim.

That's a funny story. Great reason to keep your package secure when animals are around, very important in my experience.

My dog jumps straight into guys balls when greeting them.

She weighs 65 pounds.