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[DrippingGoofball]

/dentures

Oct 5 1965

The rest of you are just BAaaaaabies.

[DrippingGoofball]

my first computer was a Commodore 64, and when I wanted to watch HBO, I had to flip an analog switch.

Mine was hand-cranked and performed 4 operations. It came with a little roll of paper.

I was born in a time when fast typing skills were an asset on the lady employment marketplace. When touchtone phones were introduced, we thought it was a gimmick for rich, idle, lazy people. Kids played ball in the street. We read books because Pong got stale really quickly. We loved school because home was such a bore.

Google meant pestering the reference desk lady at the library - in person. Roger Moore was the handsomest man alive. Doctors had two cures to hand out: penicillin and band-aids. Dentists pulled, or plugged. If you weren't promiscuous and precocious, you were a dork and a loser. Religion was something our grandparents did to make us laugh at them.

There was only one drawback. People were freakin' smoking everywhere, teachers in classrooms, announcers on TV, in cars, at the bingo hall, in university classrooms... gah! There was no getting away from the choking.

[DrippingGoofball]

The gray makes sense, but the pubic baldness surprises me.

In my family, the hair turns totally white, and the eyebrows stay startingly black.

Isn't that interesting.

[DrippingGoofball]

I remember thinking Roger Moore was hot as James Bond.

He was terrible as James Bond!

No, you have to dig up the old black and white episodes of The Saint to appreciate Roger Moore.

[DrippingGoofball]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RO5rcCaY20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCpnXVU6JgI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hAUclrMO-E

I'm mesmerized

Handsomest man that every lived

[DrippingGoofball]

I got my cane and my avatar is ready.

[DrippingGoofball]

Well, if you guys really want it, I agree to spam the thread like I usually do.

Do spam.

[DrippingGoofball]

This game will not start for a while as the mod is waiting for younger players to mature into the player age group, the replace the ones that will die waiting.

[DrippingGoofball]

This is what I watched when I was young:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2vaSNbPbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4MxT1UAlmk

[DrippingGoofball]

Race you all to the old age home...