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Sixty · Post Post #416 (isolation #0) » Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:08 am

Coming, like, really soon!

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woof

Everyone Has One Bullet And No One Waits On Orderly Fighting

Thaaaaat's right! It's the sequel and improvement to the cult classic ehobanohar!

...what do you mean you don't know what ehobanohar was?

(silly newbies!)

It's really simple!

Everyone in the game is a one-shot Dayvig!

This time around, we've added some measures to make it a more robust game, but basically, that's the premise!

Right now we're looking at 42 players. ...don't give us that look! You should join even if you don't like large games or don't want to get overextended, because that number's going to go down fast and your commitment may last a grand total of 40 seconds!¹ The only thing we ask is that if you join, you're willing to stay active, because if we have to prod someone, it will be with a lightning bolt to your slot!

So with 42 players, that means we have 21 pre-/in slots... Oh wait! Down to 20 already! You should reserve yours today! Now, even! We'll accept PMs from any of the accounts associated with Sixty! Hur-ry, hur-ry, hur-ry, step right up, more you-are-the-dayvig action than your last ten games combined or your money back - that is our Puppy Promise!²

¹Or you could be one of the last few alive, in which case you will have literally dozens of dead people to analyze. It shouldn't take that long regardless.
²Also, woof.

Sixty · Post Post #484 (isolation #1) » Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:18 am

Once upon a pound, there was a little puppy. Relative to how long animals stay at the shelter, the puppy had been there a while. A dog can only stay there for so long before getting put down, and even though they can't really understand what's going on, all of the creatures can feel the oppression and anxiety that comes with being someplace where their time is running out. It's more than a puppy should have to bear, but so it goes.

The puppy laid its head down between its paws. There was no sense in whimpering, though at times the puppy couldn't help itself. It stayed at the gate waiting for the next visitor to show up... Hours passed, and people passed, and nothing changed. But still, the puppy waited, its eyes soulful. At some point, the wait became a habit, one the dog continued without really remembering why.

Cue mood music.

Then, a miracle occurred. One group of people stopped on the other side of the cage. This wasn't anything particularly spectacular, but the puppy raised its head regardless as a courtesy. The strangers' tittering voices continued their excitement, and they stayed longer than average. The puppy's eyes grew a little wider, and it lifted itself from its legs and carried itself over. They extended a finger through the bars of the cage. The puppy licked it respectfully, daring to wag its tail for a moment.

These people left, but in a surprise to the imprisoned dog, they came back soon. The wardens of the pound opened the door and let the puppy take trembling steps out of its cell. The puppy was lifted up in the air by one of the people and held to eye level, realized that things were about to change... and by looking in its new chaperone's eyes, it knew it was going to be a change for the better.

Twenty minutes later, the puppy was brought to a house with a wide yard, wider than anything the puppy had been in for weeks. The initial fear of being placed in such a large area was quickly overcome by natural curiosity, and soon the puppy went from taking hesitating steps to walking to running to skipping. This was life, and for this puppy, it had just begun.

A few days later, the puppy was taken to the veterinarian and treated somewhat roughly, but after the needles and thermometers were done the puppy's chaperones clipped on a brightly colored collar. Attached was a small rabies tag and a brass circular ornament. On that name tag: SIXTY.

This has been Sixty's story thus far. Now begins a new chapter of adventures in the back yard...

Mafia Through a Puppy's Eyes

is coming to a Mini Theme queue near you very soon! We promise 260% more cuteness than the last game you played. And bacon. Definitely bacon. Maybe.

The game will accommodate 13 players, and has no special game mechanics. We'd request two completed games' experience and a reasonable expectation that you won't replace out.

Also, woof.

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