Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[SaintKerrigan]

Choose

Your

Side

A Comedy of Whims

Moderator

SaintKerrigan (as Charles)

Backup Moderator

zoraster (as Marley)

Setup Design Assistant

Haylen (as

[REDACTED]

)

Spoiler: (For Us) The Living

CSL,

J

e

s

t

e

r,

Third Party

, fulfilled his win condition and left the game on Day 7.
AlmasterGM,

God

,

Third Party

, fulfilled his win condition and won the game, along with Andrius.
Andrius,

Stephen Gevanni

,

Third Party

, fulfilled his win condition and won the game, along with AlmasterGM.

Spoiler: Dearly Departed

Tigger,

Tigger

,

Unknown

, was lynched on Day 1.

MagnaofIllusion,

Randall "Pink" Floyd

,

Third Party

, was shot in the head on Night 1.
Piglet,

Piglet

,

Unknown

, was hit by a train on Night 1.
Rabbit,

Rabbit

,

Unknown

, was dropped into a ginormous pit (lynched) on Day 2.
Willibilli,

Brutally Abused Pig

,

Unknown

, was explodified by alien weapons on Morning 3.
animorpherv1,

Serial Killer

,

Third Party

, was barbecued (lynched) on Day 3.
manho,

Winnie the Pooh (and friends)

,

Third Party

, electrocuted himself (committed suicide) on Day 3.
Eeyore,

Eeyore

,

Unknown

, shoved an ice pick through his head on Day 3.
caelum,

The Awesome Man

,

Town

, was remorselessly terminated on Night 3.
Toon Fighter, Smoke Monster,

Third Party

, was shoved down a lava pit (lynched) on Day 4.
Twomz

Dr. Peter Venkman

,

Town

, was remorselessly terminated on Night 4.
Elvis Presley,

Timeless Heartthrob

,

Unknown

, died for no apparent reason on Night 4.

Zazier,

Caffeinated Killer (with Whipped Cream)

,

Third Party

, was blown up by a Holy Hand Grenade (lynched) on Day 5.

UncertainKitten,

Kamina the Hot-Blooded Townie

,

Town

, was remorselessly terminated on Night 5.

Mafuyu,

Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking

,

Third Party

, was hit by a train on Night 5.

Seraphim,

The Red Spy

,

Mafia

, stabbed himself in the back (was lynched) on Day 6.

Espeonage,

Traitor

,

Mafia

, was hit by a train on Night 6.

Super Smash Bros. Fan,

Mega Man

,

Town

, was damned to hell in the endgame.

[SaintKerrigan]

This process is taking a little longer than we anticipated, so the game start will be delayed until Sunday, August 8th at 12:00 p.m. CST. Sorry for the inconvenience, but hopefully this will result in a better gameplay experience.

[SaintKerrigan]

Design is complete, but writing the role PMs is taking longer than I expected (as usual). As soon as I have them done I'll let you guys know. Until then, I ask that you be patient for a bit longer.

[SaintKerrigan]

I sincerely apologize that it's taken this long, but I severely underestimated how much time I'd need to write the role PMs. I think the quality invested in them was worth it, though, and I hope you agree.

Anyway, on to the important stuff!

Marley and I stand in the middle of a grassy meadow, gazing at the picturesque view of a mountain in the distance. "Beautiful world we made, isn't it?" Marley remarks.

"Indeed," I reply. "Are the... ...about finished?"

"Yes. We can begin at your command."

I smile. "Then let us begin." I turn to look at you. "And this is the part where I break the fourth wall to tell you that you have no idea what you're getting yourself into." I smirk. "Let's have fun, shall we?"

SaintKerrigan's Mafia Ruleset

Article I: Day

1. The game is a day start.
2. Day shall last two weeks.
3. Scum may not use their quicktopic during the day.
4. During the day, you may place votes on a person using this format: Vote: Player-X.
4a. Unvotes are not required, but are very helpful.
5. When a player receives more than half of the total votes at any point during the day, that player is lynched.
6. Once a player is lynched, twilight begins.
7. If the deadline has passed and no one has received more than half the total votes, no one will be lynched.
8. If a player has not posted within 72 hours, they will be prodded.
8a. Failure to reply to the prod in thread (or by PM during the night) in 24 hours will result in replacement of that player.

Article II: Twilight

1. Votes and unvotes will not be counted during twilight.
2. The lynchee may continue to talk during this time, as well as any other living player.
3. Once the lynch scene has been posted, the mod will lock the thread and night will commence.

Article III: Night

1. Night will last 72 hours.
2. During the night, scum may communicate using their provided QuickTopic.
3. During the night, any roles or factions with night abilities may choose to use them by PM-ing the mod (see the Role PM for role-specific instructions).
2a. If the role or faction chooses not to submit an action, a PM to the mod stating such is preferred.
4. Once the deadline for night has passed, all actions not received will count as a No Action.

Article IV: Capital Offenses

1. Do not quote your Role PM.
2. Do not use invisible text, codes, cryptography, etc.
3. If you have the power to edit your posts, don't.
4. Do not insult other players personally.
5. Do not test the mod by experimenting to see what he considers a personal insult.
6.

Dark Red

is the mod's color. Don't use it.
7. Do not talk about ongoing games.
8. Do not quote any QuickTopics you may have access to, unless the mod has given you permission.
9. If any of these offenses in Article IV are committed, the first action taken will be a warning against the player.
10. Any further offenses committed will result in either a sterner warning, forced replacement, or a modkill, to be determined at the mod's discretion.
11. Modkill means you are removed from the game and autolossed.

Article V: Miscellaneous

1. The mod has the final say on any issue.
1b. Rule 1a supersedes Rule 1.
1c. However, the mod can make mistakes. If he does, please point them out either in a PM or in thread.
2. If something is missing from this ruleset, do not exploit the loophole. Instead, point it out to the mod so it can be corrected. Taking advantage of a loophole will result in a modkill.
3. If you need any help, or have questions, or just want to talk in general, feel free to PM the mod.
3a. This does not mean the mod is obligated to answer any of your questions.
4. In some games, dead people can talk. For the most part, this doesn't happen to be one of them.
5. The mod reserves the right to edit this ruleset as he deems necessary.
6. Flavor is simply flavor. Speculate about it at your own peril.
7. Flips will consist solely of playername, rolename, and side. No other information will be revealed.

Article VI: The Most Important Rule of All

1. Remember, this is a game. Don't forget to have fun!
2. Article V, Rule 1 supersedes Article VI, Rule 1.

[SaintKerrigan]

Role PMs going out now...remember to confirm via PM, not in thread.

With that, you may post in this thread, starting now.

[SaintKerrigan]

All role PMs have been sent out. The game will begin once I have 13 of 15 confirmations.

Additionally, Andrius is noted as V/LA until Monday evening.

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

Looking forward to getting this game started. Mark my words, this will be awesome.

[AlmasterGM]

SUP ALL.

GREETZ to Andrius, Nobody Special, CSL, UncertainKitten, Super Smash Bros. Fan, and Espeonage.

Now, to start the game with a little questionnaire...

1) What side did you request?
2) Was your request granted?
3) You are walking alone down a dark alley. A man confronts you and says, "give me your wallet." Your wallet has approximately $200 in it. You have two options: give the man your wallet, OR cause the man to spontaneously combust, killing him instantly. Which do you choose?
4) If you knew you wouldn't get caught, would you cheat to win a game where there was nothing at stake but your reputation?

[Twomz]

1) No response, it'll just be wifom anyway
2) See one
3) Combust if he has a gun, otherwise attempt to talk him out of it before setting him on fire
4) No, even if my reputation was at stake, I wouldn't cheat to win. *Note: Loopholes are not cheating*

[caelum]

1. Town
2. Yup
3. Combust, fuck him.
4. Depends if I cared enough.

/confirm

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

@AlmasterGM: Let's be honest here, no one would be stupid enough to answer anything but "Town" (#1) and "Yes" (#2), especially not a townie. So I will refrain from answering them.

As for #3, I would set him on fire because that $200 could be very important to your fiancial future so it's best to save as much as possible. Plus he probably has evil intention and bad people deserve to die.

And for #4, I'm going to go with Twomz, I would not cheat as I don't want to lose my reputation.

[AlmasterGM]

@Twomz and SSBF - Number two is not the same as number one. Please answer number two, even if you think number one is WIFOM.

And for #4, I'm going to go with Twomz, I would not cheat as I don't want to lose my reputation.

Read the question again. You can't get caught. However, there also isn't anything tangible at stake (like money). All that happens is your reputation goes up if you win and down if you lose. Do you cheat?

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

#2: Yes, I got the alignment that I wanted.
#4: That would depend on how much of a good reputation I had. If it's generally negative, then I won't mind cheating. If it's positive, then no, I'm not going to cheat.

[Seraphim]

/confirm

Don't have time to answer the questions.

[UncertainKitten]

1) What side did you request?
2) Was your request granted?
3) You are walking alone down a dark alley. A man confronts you and says, "give me your wallet." Your wallet has approximately $200 in it. You have two options: give the man your wallet, OR cause the man to spontaneously combust, killing him instantly. Which do you choose?
4) If you knew you wouldn't get caught, would you cheat to win a game where there was nothing at stake but your reputation?

1) I chose the only correct side of TOWN! A TRUE MAN HAS NO USE FOR THE SHADOWS AND DAGGERS THE MAFIA RELY ON!

2) It was impossible for someone as awesome as me NOT to get their wish granted. WITHIN ME BURNS THE PASSION OF ONE THOUSAND MEN!

3) NEITHER! I would persuade him to give up his life of crime and join the DAI GURREN DAN, and GIVE HIM ANOTHER LEASE ON LIFE to learn the DAI GURREN WAY!

4) I HAVE NO NEED TO CHEAT! While I might kick reason to the curb, honor is one of the strongest tenets of the DAI GURREN WAY.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

[Twomz]

1) What side did you request?
2) Was your request granted?
3) You are walking alone down a dark alley. A man confronts you and says, "give me your wallet." Your wallet has approximately $200 in it. You have two options: give the man your wallet, OR cause the man to spontaneously combust, killing him instantly. Which do you choose?
4) If you knew you wouldn't get caught, would you cheat to win a game where there was nothing at stake but your reputation?

1) I chose the only correct side of TOWN! A TRUE MAN HAS NO USE FOR THE SHADOWS AND DAGGERS THE MAFIA RELY ON!

2) It was impossible for someone as awesome as me NOT to get their wish granted. WITHIN ME BURNS THE PASSION OF ONE THOUSAND MEN!

3) NEITHER! I would persuade him to give up his life of crime and join the DAI GURREN DAN, and GIVE HIM ANOTHER LEASE ON LIFE to learn the DAI GURREN WAY!

4) I HAVE NO NEED TO CHEAT! While I might kick reason to the curb, honor is one of the strongest tenets of the DAI GURREN WAY.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!

[AlmasterGM]

LOL CAPS LAWKE ITS MY FAVORITE EVERYBODY WINS WHEN YOU CAPS LAWKE.

[AlmasterGM]

I ALSO LIKE DOUBLE POSTING.

POST RELATED, ITS A DOUBLE POST.

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

A girl made in Japan.

Let's make this the best RVS evar!

[AlmasterGM]

It's MAID in Japan.

Not made.

READING IS TECH.

[Espeonage]

I LOVE JAPANESE MAIDS.

[Nobody Special]

Okay. First, UK needs to know that they DO sell caffeine-free soda. Also, decaf coffee.

Hi to all those who know and love me (and that's all of you. Trust me).

Questions: #1 is WIFOM-City (but obviously, I'm Town); #2, yes, I got my wish (there IS a Santa!); #3 is I think I'd combust him and eat his barbecued entrails; #4 is no, I never cheat.

[manho]

1) [REDACTED]
2) yes
3) i will send in a pikachu and paralyse him, then take him to officer Jenny
4) no, but loopholes are not cheat, as someone above already said

[SaintKerrigan]

The game hasn't even started yet and I'm already modifying the ruleset...

From

Article V: Miscellaneous

7. Flips will consist solely of playername, rolename, and side. No other information will be revealed.

[Espeonage]

1. WIFOM BUCKET
2. No.
3. I'd go kung fu on his ass.
4. Depends.