Daniel Anix Presents: The 20th Anniversary of UPick Game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

dann if you're a jester i am here to help you win

VOTE: Dannflor

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Why are you posting outside the hydra???

I have escaped hahahahahaa

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i am not a jester

are you Not Mafia?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

r we actually doing reads this game cuz I thought this was a meme game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

r we actually doing reads this game cuz I thought this was a meme game

Are you scared we'll catch you if we actually do reads?

~Spiffy

I'm a cult leader you can't catch me, I will catch YOU

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Well,
I would appreciate it if we could play mafia at least somewhat normally.
Mostly because Mafia is fun to me and I don't want to check the thread and just see memes because I'd get pretty bored.

But to each their own. I know that about half our heads aren't going to be super active. Also, I'll try not to drown the thread.

-Bell

I am here to be carried by Bell

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This is, in fact, NOT a meme game and I will personally make sure it counts in all your W/L records

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the best way to eliminate boredom is to randomly run someone up and murder them before they can even post

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: ITF

I am no longer bored

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

quote this if you want to party

but when the party starts, keep in mind that alcohol brings the truth out and weed makes your more paranoid

I AM HERE FOR THE BOOZE LETS GO NY GO NY GO

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i also think a 11v11 hydra fight would be hilarious

`firebringer

so challenge them to a duel

i'll be the ref and come up with the contests

every time one side loses they get voted

first to 6 votes dies

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i prefer a hydra elimination actually because 11 players in one slot means there's no meaningfully reading that slot. for me at least. it's a skill issue.

We need to bow out before melo/elo if the game doesn't end first. But, we'd like to catch some scum first.

this is a meme game we're not here to catch bad guys

we're here to have a good time and annoy AniX

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

OFFICIAL CABAL VS WEPICK RULES

Each side will pick ELEVEN DIFFERENT GAMES[i.e. Chess, Rock Paper Scissors, Trivial Pursuit, Pagetop Stealing Contest etc] to compete in and submit them as SOON AS POSSIBLE. If you do not submit any games I will simply not put any of your choices into the pool.

Pooky as a COMPLETELY unbiased ARBITER OF THE GAMES will randomly select games you submitted to play. if you do not submit any games, Pooky will select whatever the hell he wants.

Each time your hydra loses a game, a player in the totally meme mafia game will vote for your hydra. If any hydra receives six votes they will suffer a most tragic defeat whereas the other Hydra will be crowned HERO OF THE ELEVENTH HOUR and AUTOMATICALLY ADVANCE TO FINAL ELO.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

btw, you're seriously claiming death miller? that's not a meme claim?

claims are irrelevant in a fight to the death

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The Cabal is basicaly frozen unwilling to even rise to the challenge atp

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i just realized if we limmed the cabal we can pretend we limmed mafia and feel good about ourselves regardless of whether they are a death miller or just lying about it rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

is a death miller even balanced in an 11p

only in a meme game

which anix insists this is not

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

is a death miller even balanced in an 11p

only in a meme game

which anix insists this is not

Pooky,
I’m pretty sure you’re just shit stirring ironically, but I will tunnel you if you shit stir on a slot that it is pointless to shit stir on.

-Bell

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I need food Bell

who's scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

anix asked me if i should drink or smoke

i picked drink

if i die a horrible death from drinking something ya'all know not to do it

public service announcement

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yea anix will offer you a drink or smoke later

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why would we claim death miller in the first place?

refuge in absurdity

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what the hell is ITF

gonna be dead soon choo choo

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

In this particular case? I actually believe the flavor is town indicative. AniX definitely seems like the kind to go "You submitted werewolf as your flavor? You get to be the town bloodhound." as a 'Fuck you for trying to out think the mod' kind of thing. It certainly fits with what I know of AniX's design philosophy.

wouldnt this be bastard modding since alignments are supposed to be randomly assigned not based on how much the mod wants to fuck with you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Fun Fact: Our discord has a channel for discussing whiskey and also no one tell cee we have a discord, please.

best whiskey?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

but like submissions were more likely to be given the same alignment.

should we mass claim our submissions

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is such bastard moddery I knew this was a meme game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

In our oracle results we learned that besides ourselves (lol) there is one admin aligned player still left.

i can verify this because my ability tells me random posts from the scum pt and anix told me there were no posts in the scum pt rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

which kinda sucks cuz I was really looking foward to trying to figure out who the scum were based on their posting in the PT but apparently whoever it is has given up on the game XD

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if all this is true it feels so wildly townsided there almost has to be a third faction here.

this is a meme game Ma'am

balance be damned rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky, that probably means that if the warn thing is the factional scumkill, due to the quickhammer scum probably did not warn someone during day 1

i wasnt specific

i get random posts from the scum PT at night and there weren't any posts made in the scum pt n1 so i assume theres only one scum and whoever they are maybe they just didnt care about the game and didnt even submit a nightkill lol

cuz usually scum submit nightkills in their PT and when i asked anix if scum kill in their PT he didnt answer me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like I get randomly selected posts that scum made in their PT at night, and during night 1 scum did not make any posts in their PT

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Where is my child

Here I am!

who's the last mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You

wait would you really make me the last mafia and not let me know about it in my role pm

that would be a sick meme ngl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what did u learn about me? also did ya drink or smoke

i picked drink

the truth i received was your role name is free drinks but no marijuana

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wait if you're omniscient who's the last mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: zefiend i am here to be carried

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what was the alt slip

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i am here to be carried

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

have you done anything all game

They brought me in, which basically means they were part of the mechanism that solved the game. What have you done, besides vote yourself?

Anix cooking with FIRE now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

April 27 - Daniel Anix Presents: The 20th Anniversary of UPick GameModerator: AniX Status: Day 2, 24 Pages, User has not yet posted Replacing: Klick

maybe we just assume klick is afk-scum and yeet the dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

User has not posted yet is peak mafiascum ngl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we can just start yeeting people and win

facts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: Klick

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: zefiend

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

nope

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i was told there were zero posts in the scum pt

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

good job team, we worked hard for it

facts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im very tuned out at this point, it's probably just zefiend

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Have dannflor or pooky flavourclaimed

I am Visser One

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

imagine having to actually play mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

jjh + dann are you two going to get us to the promised land so i dont have to get my lazy ass off the couch or what

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

We are 100% sure of HEM scum today.

who is we in this statement

which players in your hydra endorse this statement

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I need one post each from Firebringer, Gypyx, and Doctor Drew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The slot that is cleared by being targeted by a kill is actually you

who?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i havent really paid attention to the mech at all lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

alright cool we roll

VOTE: HEM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tinfoil pooky's ability to be told random scum pt posts is true and how he and ITF were supposed to communicate

i think its more likely my ability is a massive troll and the scum dont even post in their pt cuz lolreason

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

it would be so anix to troll me like that

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we got a real for reals guilty this time pinky promise

trust

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

EASY PEEZY

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

thanks for the carry ya'all who actually bothered reading and doing stuff

thanks for modding again Anix, always a pleasure to play in your games

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i knew it was HEM all along but i thought the game would be too easy if we killed him ya for sure

Detective Dannflor had the winning ticket in his pocket but decided to do a detour just to put Zefiend in the ground one last time for funzies.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the nostalgia of a haphazardly slapped together game I love it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

That's my secret: The game actually took me a full week to create specifically because I wanted it to appear to have been haphazardly slapped together. It is the "jeans that come with holes already in them" of games.

definitely had that vintage AIM chatroom feeling that I've been missing for so long