Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

[Gorkington]

its self-evident.

[Gorkington]

what if we didnt do this.
yay

[Gorkington]

what if!!?!?

[Gorkington]

nth hell in a cell

if it needs it

[Gorkington]

this may be a misfire.
but.

Doubtfire

or

Mr. Doubtfire

?

he doesnt doubt himself even for a second when hes playing mafia [or at least doesnt let you think it].
plus
hes notoriously good at making people think hes something that hes not.
regardless of whether hes scum.

[Gorkington]

These are all bad suggestions tbh

rude

[Gorkington]

lol.

[Gorkington]

discrimination!
do you know how inconvenient that would be for me!!!!

[Gorkington]

antinom

[Gorkington]

and for good measure

i am also garbage

[Gorkington]

pls no

[Gorkington]

...
i feel empty.

can i please have

wotc me

something must fill this void

[Gorkington]

i liked your prank psyche.
especially the usage of "laissez fairy"

[Gorkington]

nothing on the internet is real.

[Gorkington]

thank goodness.

[Gorkington]

all of this is just a series of tests for psyche to collect data points.

[Gorkington]

damn i look good

[Gorkington]

are any of davsto's puns even real?

[Gorkington]

guilty

[Gorkington]

Don't really care for Salmon but won't oppose it

thank you for your help

[Gorkington]

there are good noms?

[Gorkington]

its so good that he doesnt even want it
:s

[Gorkington]

still seems pretty shitposty in here.
you guys realize psyche is going to have to be a huge bummer in here if you keep doing this?

[Gorkington]

elbirn's true title is animu mike mcgee.

[Gorkington]

I was called that only once and I always felt it made more sense when my avatar was Dean

and then i never tried to relate to anyone ever again.

[Gorkington]

showstopper?

[Gorkington]

kind of feel like "hero" on its own doesnt really match alisae.
unless youre kind of playing on the naivety side of it too?
idk.
feels loose.

[Gorkington]

part of the problem is that most anti-bullying things have a bit of a lame subtext to them?
and i dont really know if theres a good way to use that in a title that isnt going to come across as mocking.

[Gorkington]

i mean obviously you guys arent mocking.
im just saying that the connotation is kind of there.
especially when trying to think of ways to link alisae to "hero" as a title.
like "oh man what a HERO, stopping BULLYING".
iuno if that makes sense?

[Gorkington]

seems like a better discussion for the title ideas thread.

[Gorkington]

i dont have one yet so no.

[Gorkington]

complaining is fun though

[Gorkington]

yeah i cant really see it getting approved tbh.

[Gorkington]

yea.

[Gorkington]

sometimes i wonder why i even bother, every day i come into the title thread and i bring my mother fucking a-game and meanwhile people like davsto come in and just suggest shit title after shit title.
like, really dav? you thought that

dooteragonist

was going to get approved? what does that even mean dav? what does that even god damn mean?

people like you

make.
me.
sick.

bottomfeeders.
the lowest of the low.
coming in and leeching off of site memes instead of coming up with high quality content.

at the very least you could make a fucking topical joke like "did his dooty" in honour of sleepykrew or something instead of filling up this thread with subpar posting. is it any wonder that nobody plays mafia on this site anymore? i think its pretty clear that subpar shitposting like this is why theres an exodus from the site right now. people are fucking fleeing, trying to get away, trying to avert their eyes from the literal fucking horror.

i remember a time when davsto used to make real puns and not thrown together garbage doot compound words.
i remember a time when titles were actually good.
i remember a time when this site wasnt just a stomping ground for complacent idiocy.

psyche deserves better from you all.
lets not forget that i deserve better for god's sake. you think its okay to elect me your queen and then not produce high quality posting for me to read every day?
i never wanted to become monarch of a pile of shit.
i never asked for this.
but you put this responsibility in my hands.
you did this to me.
and this is how you repay me?

strive to be better.
strive to be better than this.
mafiascum deserves so much better than this.

[Gorkington]

i hate how ambiguous that guy is sometimes.

[Gorkington]

i think its about time i got a title too

[Gorkington]

oh how about a classic like "i am garbage"?

[Gorkington]

this account basically started as a way for me to not care as much, but its now basically an excuse for me to act like a piece of shit with a layer of obscurity between me and what im saying. i dont deserve a nom for anything ive done on this account and im sorry my suggesting me wanting a title on here came across as anything other than me taking the piss at the idea of anyone deserving a title for the sake of having a title

[Gorkington]

then again its all just text under an avatar right hahahahs

[Gorkington]

are you resentful for the lack of doot von?

[Gorkington]

i didnt realize campaigning for someone else's title could get you banned.

[Gorkington]

give bro snark attack