Dance of the Title Fairy: Pale Moonlight Edition

[Haschel Cedricson]

By the by, and apologies if this is inappropriate, but my title is a reflection of my college days and I'm not particularly proud of it anymore, especially since I now drink maybe once every three or four weeks. I know I've been away for a while and probably haven't done anything to merit a new one, but if anybody sees me do something in the future they think would make a good title please don't hesitate to suggest it in here.