Blitz 9: KATSUKI'S MADNESS PREQUEL-DICE OF FATE-GAME OVER

[Ythan]

Here we go.

[Ythan]

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[Ythan]

VOTE: MattP

[Ythan]

Why even acknowledge it if it's obviously a joke?

[Ythan]

"I love cupcakes and duckcakes!" =(◕ ‿ ◕)=

[Ythan]

other than ending RVS

Yeah that sounds terrible.

[Ythan]

VOTE: Lady Lambdadelta

[Ythan]

VOTE: Lady Lambdadelta

is this a srs vote

It doesn't look like one.

[Ythan]

VOTE: Lady Lambdadelta

is this a srs vote

It doesn't look like one.

why make it then

I'm not gonna answer this but I'm gonna respond so you know I'm deliberately ignoring it.

[Ythan]

Best to catch up now while it's six pages.

[Ythan]

In other news, I don't have any news. Well, except this.

VOTE: Ythan

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW FAM

[Ythan]

I don't feel about Spiffeh.

[Ythan]

Read him. Doesn't seem notable.

[Ythan]

That's past tense read, as in what I did just before making the previous post.

[Ythan]

That's past tense read, as in what I did just before making the previous post.

Alright, so who is scum?

Stay tuned!

[Ythan]

I'm making a powerpoint rn so I'll probably just be shitposting if anything until midnight.

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[Ythan]

is scum fakeclaiming miller a consistent issue you find yourself running into?

What exactly do you expect to get from this question?

My only completed game with mollie is one where she subbed out Day 1.

Oh I know this one. He's implying that you're using this policy as an excuse to lynch someone for doing something scum doesn't actually do regularly.

[Ythan]

I'm making a powerpoint rn so I'll probably just be shitposting if anything until midnight.

Please tell me it's a powerpoint on who is scum.

I won't accept any other format now.

Get ready to sit through some fifteen second transitions.

[Ythan]

I'm making a powerpoint rn so I'll probably just be shitposting if anything until midnight.

Please tell me it's a powerpoint on who is scum.

I won't accept any other format now.

Get ready to sit through some fifteen second transitions.

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I certainly hope you don't think I'm actually making a powerpoint for this game. If so let's disabuse you of that now.

[Ythan]

Alright losers

[Ythan]

Nah I still don't give a shit yet. More posts please.

[Ythan]

VOTE: Starbuck

[Ythan]

Happy Repeal Day all!

[Ythan]

tophat

VOTE: Syryana

[Ythan]

VOTE: syrlacious

You put them at l-1 btw.

[Ythan]

So I'm gonna hammer.

VOTE: Syryana

[Ythan]

Fake-hammers are so 2011

shoot MattP

[Ythan]

I just went back and did the math for myself.

Considering I was already on the wagon that isn't much math.

[Ythan]

Mollie is really consistent from game to game, in that I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about.

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[Ythan]

If you think it might be a pressure thing what are you doing trying to undermine it?

[Ythan]

Sleep it off.

[Ythan]

Nobody has announced their intent to hammer you.

[Ythan]

What are you eating?

[Ythan]

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D1 morning quick wagon with no intent to hammer, why are you fishing for a claim?

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You didn't ask a question, but you WERE responding to a post of mine without answering MY question.

Talk about rich.

[Ythan]

Mollie I like you too much to further illustrate the irony of the words you're saying so please don't make me.

[Ythan]

I'm smellin pretty nice rn actually.

[Ythan]

Sometimes I try to play forum mafia with just my friends and then I realize that there's always some randos who have no fucking clue what's going on.

[Ythan]

NACHO NOT YOU

[Ythan]

Let's save us all some time and pretend he came back and asked what you find more noteworthy.

[Ythan]

As opposed to not correcting yourself and waiting for someone else to comment on it?

[Ythan]

I see that you said "

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correct" in the post to which I was responding, where I had not seen the word "not" before.

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[Ythan]

What does sober Nacho sound like? I never saw you outside a

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Love you.

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Hoping against hope to get shot down in the next post by a color blind.

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While I applaud and encourage your refusal to give reasons for your town reads, Kanye is an amazing scum player. Probably the only other player on the site I consider as good at scum as I am.

Yeah I totally just stopped reading this post after that last line

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VOTE: DrippingGoofball

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[Ythan]

ONEVOICE feels forced.

[Ythan]

As tempting as it is to lynch DGB to get Syryana killed, remember that we can just lynch Syryana.

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Alternatively, we can lynch Dave.

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I mean I am perfectly content with a Syryana kill if she's telling the truth.

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Maybe I should have waited longer to express my contentment with a Syryana shot.

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and got distracted by something else and forgot about it.
we'll see what we can do

http://giphy.com/search/goat

[Ythan]

Scum delayed triple dayvig.

[Ythan]

Katsuki crying rn

[Ythan]

Katsuki crying rn

Well do you disagree?

Seems silly yeah.

[Ythan]

Yeah I don't disagree.

[Ythan]

Does it seem dramatic because you think you might actually get shot. Did I nail you.

[Ythan]

If you have something to say to influence her shot would you not want to say it if she isn't lynched?

[Ythan]

If you have something to say to influence her shot would you not want to say it if she isn't lynched?

Is LLD scum?

Give it a rest.

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If you have something to say to influence her shot would you not want to say it if she isn't lynched?

Is LLD scum?

Give it a rest.

Why is that?

You're insufferable all of a sudden and I'm not playing along.

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I really don't want this reaction to get DGB off the hook.

[Ythan]

Alternatively, state that you're going to and ask for a more complete claim.

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Nice try DGB I know you're not a square.

[Ythan]

Why are you behaving in such a manner?

[Ythan]

Now I hope I'm not included in that.

[Ythan]

Why are you behaving in such a manner?

>>>I<<< am behaving in a bad manner???

WTF is wrong with you all

What did I do, you hate me now?

I was translating fwiw!

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Perhaps she's distracting until the thread locks.

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Syryana is an awesome target.

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We have twilight, not much point.

Look who's suspiciously aware of the rules.

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Perhaps she's distracting until the thread locks.

Look I am town, you think I need to dick around for the next 5 minutes or something?

Now I have to decide who to kill.

None of you helped me one bit

This won't really help with you feeling persecuted but I'm gonna say I for one wasn't playing to help you pick a kill. I don't remember you asking, either.

[Ythan]

I said I was content with Syryana. I reiterated that after your hammer.

[Ythan]

Seriously kill Syryana if you're town.

[Ythan]

Seriously kill Syryana if you're town.

You're very, very wrong.

That's inconsistent with what all of your other posts are saying.

[Ythan]

I certainly did notice the vagueness.

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Only because you have no idea how to read them.

Don't act arrogant it doesn't suit you.

[Ythan]

tophat indeed

[Ythan]

We can stay here forever

[Ythan]

If you can't be bothered to even read the game why do you expect someone else to go through the trouble of serving you an understanding of the whole first day.

[Ythan]

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

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I think you should shoot a scummy rando like Syryana or Dave because it's only d1 and I don't want to kill anyone I care about yet.

[Ythan]

Oh please be town and that big a fool.

[Ythan]

I love cupcakes and duckcakes!

[Ythan]

Lol she said she was drunk in every post.

[Ythan]

Lots of robotics madness this week and weekend

Should I be preparing for something?

[Ythan]

VOTE: kanye

I mean I really think you're smarter than this.

[Ythan]

http://www.stuffbydavid.com/textcolorizer

[Ythan]

Dig your new avatar Nacho.

[Ythan]

That's cool!

[Ythan]

That's not cool.

@buck

[Ythan]

Teach children to build our robot saviors.

[Ythan]

Ugh I love my new avatar

Fantasia's 10/10.

[Ythan]

Yes sorry to hear that. Nothing as good as a dog.

[Ythan]

Ythan who is scum?

Idk don't care tonight. I'll be around though.

[Ythan]

I mean do you want an honest answer.

[Ythan]

Are you kidding

[Ythan]

I'm not even caught up yet and I'll VOTE: Syryana

[Ythan]

Nah it totally is.

[Ythan]

Yes it is and repetition will not make it any less true than when you said it the first time.

[Ythan]

I mean, show me a good Syryana post?

[Ythan]

Also tophat.

[Ythan]

That doesn't really speak to what Matt said though.

[Ythan]

I mean that question doesn't seem like it's really getting at anything meaningful to me so idk how to answer it.

[Ythan]

Oh it's a duck cake.

[Ythan]

*checks thread*
*sees Starbuck alive*
*leaves thread*

(though fwiw I got over my matt paranoia so there's that)

crucify this

[Ythan]

I don't want to waste my dayvig just vote Syryana.

[Ythan]

Was it a headache.

[Ythan]

Confirmed poisoner, climb aboard.

[Ythan]

jk

I mean look at this fuckin post

[Ythan]

I'll crush you like an ant friend.

[Ythan]

I know we're all gonna pile on once the deadline's closer but could we sweat him a bit before it comes down to that.

[Ythan]

I actually don't kill ants anymore but I will crush you as one crushes an ant.

[Ythan]

Come on Matt her dog died. And she's teaching children robotics.

[Ythan]

Yes he popped in right when his name got floated again to roundaboutly say he gave you a gift last night that you have no awareness of.

[Ythan]

I mean I love Mollie to death but I mostly just tune her out in forum Mafia. That's a nonissue to me.

pedit I guess I'll take a look at it.

[Ythan]

I always follow the daycop

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VOTE: Starbuck

lol this post again

[Ythan]

"It's provable and I'll prove it tomorrow once I get that lynch I want."

You may get what you want but I'm probably not gonna contribute.

[Ythan]

No, it's provable TODAY because mollie will not die when her lover does.

Wow that's actually even more garbage.

[Ythan]

I always follow the daycop

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VOTE: Starbuck

lol this post again

that was a joke

How do you know that Nacho?

[Ythan]

How do you know that Nacho?

Because it was very obviously a joke

Nah I don't know this guy but I get the impression you're giving him too much credit.

[Ythan]

How do you know that Nacho?

Because it was very obviously a joke

Nah I don't know this guy but I get the impression you're giving him too much credit.

I know the guy and I don't think I am

I mean considering that he's already corrected your response for him

[Ythan]

I'm just gonna sit here and wait until you give up trying to make me vote starbuck with two days to go.

[Ythan]

Okay Mollie.

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Yep.

[Ythan]

Turn that smile upside down.

[Ythan]

Are you not like suspicious of me or anything

[Ythan]

He's not talking about you, just your presence in this game.

[Ythan]

If you look at my posting, and texcat, do you notice a similarity? What did texcat flip again?

You can also go in the can.

[Ythan]

I mean anyone who believes what a scumread says at all in this madness game is a consummate fool.

[Ythan]

so all of this suspicion casting on syrlacious is stupid.

lol

go on

[Ythan]

Yes that role is certainly called censor isn't it.

[Ythan]

Yes that role is certainly called censor isn't it.

Absolutely.

Spelt exactly how it says in my role PM.

Glad you're paying attention Ythan, your posts had me concerned!

This is you making out in response to a simple observation. That pleases me, in a way that will not please you.

[Ythan]

Yes that role is certainly called censor isn't it.

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You're glad I made one comment at someone you're actually pushing. Just stop.

[Ythan]

That lld wall looks bad but I'm skipping the rest on my phone.

[Ythan]

I mean anyone who believes what a scumread says at all in this madness game is a consummate fool.

Eh this is a dumb POV. In real life you think about what your scumreads say so that you can determine whether they are in fact scum, since while they are saying stuff about you is the easiest way to have insight into their alignment (cf., Matt yesterday).

See I said "believe"

[Ythan]

Yes that role is certainly called censor isn't it.

Absolutely.

Spelt exactly how it says in my role PM.

Glad you're paying attention Ythan, your posts had me concerned!

This is you making out in response to a simple observation. That pleases me, in a way that will not please you.

lol lashing out

[Ythan]

That lld wall looks bad but I'm skipping the rest on my phone.

Should have skipped it on my laptop too.

[Ythan]

Then I would like her to clearly recant.

My comment re: Ythan wasn't making that obvious?

To be clear, I was expressing my opinion that Starbuck's wagon is disgusting and the way it grew was bad in a very very trolly way, because I'm getting fun results and polarizing reads from it, which is nice.

Surprise fuckin surprise.

[Ythan]

Time to get blitzed.

[Ythan]

My role isn't stupid.

[Ythan]

Mine's deadly serious.

[Ythan]

Pretty sure lld already recanted that dumb claim.

[Ythan]

If you mean the miller claim, that's plenty stupid a role.

[Ythan]

So why should I resign myself to this lynch when my top scum read is saying that he'll save my lover?

no one said you should resign yourself to a lynch
but when your top scum read claims confirmable information, it's usually polite to at least consider the possibility he is telling the truth/determine what he has to gain from lying

I tried and failed this already Nacho, don't bother

Stop trashposting thx.

[Ythan]

i said thx

maybe plz next time

[Ythan]

I was never able to read anyone as sincere when they act like they're putting actual weight on another non-mascon-buddy player's opinion.

[Ythan]

Like it's one thing to engage in dialogue but "Are you sure about x" just come on

[Ythan]

I'm not here to make friends I'm here to win.

[Ythan]

It's an extremely cliche reality show stock phrase.

[Ythan]

My heart is full of unwashed socks you don't want any of that.

[Ythan]

(grown ass man watching the grinch rn)

[Ythan]

Deepest Grinch lore.

[Ythan]

Now narrow it down to Nacho specifically.

[Ythan]

Don't make me read back. Didn't lld say the claim was a joke. Do people keep missing this or did I miss something.

[Ythan]

The loss of two possible Town. I don't know mollie's alignment.

He kills two town at 12 alive, meaning he's instantly lynched tomorrow and we are only down one mislynch. Does that seem worth it to you from a scum perspective?

I'd trade a Syryana buddy for two townies, especially once the game was underway.

[Ythan]

VOTE: davesaz

[Ythan]

Sell me on that.

[Ythan]

Just read her iso.

Been calling dave scum, idk why there hasn't been a wagon on him before now.

Voting

dave, by the way.

[Ythan]

That's meaningless right now isn't it.

Matt.

[Ythan]

Tell me about this Syryana townread Matt.

[Ythan]

Suspecting you? Not particularly no.

[Ythan]

That's meaningless right now isn't it.

Matt.

[Ythan]

It's just that every Syryana post is really really, really bad.

[Ythan]

really, really really really, really really, r

[Ythan]

I admit that I struggle not to tear my eyes away from this iso but I'm seeing a partial claim with promises of more tomorrow.

[Ythan]

Unless there's more idr you being a giant sucker.

[Ythan]

See you guys however long after the d2 deadline d3 actually starts.

[Ythan]

n2/d3