Blitz 10: Lawless (Canceled)

[TheLhix]

Vote: 3dice

Hello everyone

[TheLhix]

*Falls asleep* 15 pages..

[TheLhix]

I feel like ranger might be town. Because of that post count, that or he is just really loud on occasion. I will read through all the pages in a few, breakfast.

[TheLhix]

VOTE: TheLhix

I've read up, I think to the contrary, the significant amount of posts compared to the insignificant amount of content attempting to get the game out of random / spam vote stage is not something that's exactly town. I feel like we've just found a team guys

Wrong. I've had no interaction for starters and for another; A tendency in mafia games that activity leads to attempts at scumhunting. I think we found a town that you are blatantly against.

Vote: Snarky

[TheLhix]

I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time. 16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

It might be nothing, but between the two of them, if they are being active doesnt that typically mean the both of them have less to hide?

[TheLhix]

I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time. 16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

It might be nothing, but between the two of them, if they are being active doesnt that typically mean the both of them have less to hide?

Why does it matter how much they have to hide?

??? How is this even a question. If they are mafia dont you tend to want to try and hide that fact????

[TheLhix]

I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time. 16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

It might be nothing, but between the two of them, if they are being active doesnt that typically mean the both of them have less to hide?

Why does it matter how much they have to hide?

??? How is this even a question. If they are mafia dont you tend to want to try and hide that fact????

Please answer me how you came up with this question.

[TheLhix]

I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time. 16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

It might be nothing, but between the two of them, if they are being active doesnt that typically mean the both of them have less to hide?

Why does it matter how much they have to hide?

??? How is this even a question. If they are mafia dont you tend to want to try and hide that fact????

Dude, there is only one town player in this game, you realize this right?

I am aware, did you not read? I am saying between the both of them I feel like one of them is.

[TheLhix]

If you think one of them is town vet, then why don't you vote one of them?

I suppose I will, but as of right now, but I am curious about the roles of everyone else and intend to look at that. Also, I cant differentiate which one I think is more likely town vet

As well, I think we are boring the fuck outta ika

[TheLhix]

Word of warning: Gentleman jack is like rubbing alcohol. Doesnt burn but the taste is nasty as hell.

[TheLhix]

I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time. 16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

It might be nothing, but between the two of them, if they are being active doesnt that typically mean the both of them have less to hide?

They may be active but they're saying pretty much nothing. When you have 15 pages of posts that are meaningless that's a little bit suspect.

I suppose that might be true, but isnt that also asking to be voted?

[TheLhix]

How do you mean? Isn't what asking to be voted? Who's asking to be voted?

I mean, couldnt it be suspect in the fact that doing 15 pages of nothing is almost like intentionally asking to be voted?

[TheLhix]

I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time. 16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

I'd join up for that too.

I think theLynx is the vet.
Just the way he posted just recently shows he has no clue.
Either that or 3p.

I'll join up in the event that no other option is found. Getting rid of one of them would be a great way to test my theory. Though, I am hesitant as to which one it should be. Any suggestions?

[TheLhix]

Farside. Idk if I've mentioned this before, but I love you lol

[TheLhix]

This is more Rubidium-ish Awatar still subject to change.

What is wifom?? And I don't know how I feel about the jester suggest, though then again I've never played with a jester.

Just another thought, if the vet is the only town role, wouldn't literally every other role want him lynched? Whether or not that person would post a lot or lurk is impossible to say, he or she might do either.

WIFOM article

Well, I think we want to lynch anyone who's not in our team and is not a Jester (a player who wins when they get lynched).

How do you feel exactly, about a fire/ranger lynch?

[TheLhix]

So I leave for a little bit and everything goes straight to hell.

[TheLhix]

Vote: Nether

[TheLhix]

So, new theory: Ranger or Fire is the jester, and one of them is acting like one in tangent with the other to keep a shield.

[TheLhix]

Also; why you tunneling me Snarky?

[TheLhix]

What the fuck is going on anymore

[TheLhix]

Guys. My role is mafia godfather. I claim it. My partner is also not Aphix. You can kill me now

[TheLhix]

I have 17 of 25 page tops.

Yes I counted.

Ranger I love you.
But I want karma to kill you for this abomination

[TheLhix]

But I want karma to kill you for this abomination

You missed a spot

[TheLhix]

Vote: ranger

I'm gonna try and wagon him to our collective deaths.

[TheLhix]

Shame that the only person voting me before you replaced out before you voiced your support.

Damn shame. Good slaves are hard to come by

[TheLhix]

Vote: Lhix

[TheLhix]

Damn shame.

Really was, but eh, if you can't recognize that this specific game is going to be like this, then I guess it is what it is. My hope is that aphix's experience of mafia wasn't permanently tainted by a game which very much is not typical of this site.

Nah. this game is fun. I'm just yanking chains tbh. Kinda dead atm though

[TheLhix]

Damn. People are dropping like flies. Snarky, you should tunnel me into hell and replace yourself. Still love you

[TheLhix]

People are dropping like flies.

Yeah, while I think Aronis is probably much more suited for this environment than some people, apparently the mod's worried about not having enough people in the same mindset and eventually having so many people replace out with not enough people coming in.

Meaning my posting's been asked to be toned down. ;_;

Maybe the horseplay is over for a little bit and we should at least attempt to get down to business?

[TheLhix]

Hello Aronis. Wagon ranger with me for shits and giggles

[TheLhix]

Vote: Ranger

[TheLhix]

Which at 460 posts, means that I

almost

have half the posts in the game! Yay!

That's the trash can.

Feel free to visit it any time.

Join or die Vony

[TheLhix]

You know if we quick lynched a lurker instead of helping the jester we can end the madness right now.

Ok, so do we kill Firebringer?

[TheLhix]

Vote: Lane

[TheLhix]

Everyone wagon Lane so we can send Ranger to hell

[TheLhix]

who said i didn't vote?

im voting for vonythan, you blind goombas, because i want him

dead.

there is more than enough nightkill in this room for the everyone. Join or die

[TheLhix]

As dragon, all non-believers will die

[TheLhix]

As godfather, all non-believers will die as well

[TheLhix]

As serial killer, death

[TheLhix]

VOTE: Ranger

Put this awful thing down.

Vote lane. You are helping the abomination, he will die if we get the support. we are sure to have a power kill them during the night

[TheLhix]

no, let's put you down.

no, really, why all the serious talk?

Your body will end up in the mafia game sewers and nobody will miss you

[TheLhix]

This pagetop? Is mine!

Like I said, I'd have gotten it but I probably got my final pagetop thanks to me needing to tone things down.

Everyone wagon Lane so we can send Ranger to hell

You know, wagoning me technically would send me to hell, but I'm playing devil's advocate here.

Why risk a jester kill if we can just unite everyone momentarily and insure your death in a safe manner?

[TheLhix]

Vony change that vote or face a swift and indiscriminate lack of survival and endgame

[TheLhix]

MUST BE A SERIAL KILLER!

Mass-murderer, more specifically. I already told you as much.

Why risk a jester kill if we can just unite everyone momentarily and insure your death in a safe manner?

Hey, don't ask me! I was playing devil's advocate, I didn't actually mean it seriously.

As the veteran, I actually

want

you to mass-suicide by trying to kill me!

1. You are by far probably not the veteran
2. If you are, one death is far worth the ability to figure it out. We got 15 people, wiping out a jester or getting rid of a faction D2 sounds fucking fantastic to me

[TheLhix]

2. If you are, one death is far worth the ability to figure it out.

The funny thing about this game, though, is that there'd be no way to tell. Between the witch and that scum inherently have the motivation to lie, I won't actually get lynched. Not to mention, it probably wouldn't be only one death; it'd be several.

It's kinda fun being an obvious scumbag bragging, because it allows for me to troll to my heart's content. (Well, within ika's reason, at least.)

I've claimed the big three roles multiple times. Unknown to everyone else, if you do turn out to be vet, I will contently die. Pointing to you. Consider it a kamikaze, if you are the jester you can enjoy your nice trip to hell. Reserved for me

[TheLhix]

Consider it a kamikaze, if you are the jester you can enjoy your nice trip to hell.

Your funeral.

We can have tea in hell. You are cornered. You have little to no evidence of being a vet, your post count has turned from potential town to potential bait in the highest extreme. If I die, it will be a warning to the entire playerlist. You are caught, accept it and vote for lane.

[TheLhix]

Oh, good.

Mod answered my question.

I'm good.

Shoot away.

Gladly. Whatever happens, it will paint you.and if it is in any way nullified, you are still painted. You've put a time limit on yourself while everyone else, including me, hold options.

[TheLhix]

Huh.

So I looked at something.

) Flubbernugget
2) ranger
3) netherspite
4) lane0168
5) xkfyu
6) thelhix
7) firebringer
8) farside22
9) Rubidium
10) TheDominator37
11) SnarkySnowman
12) Bowser
13) Vonythan
14) aphix/Vedith
15) 3dicerolling/Aronis

You want me being helpful, this is me being helpful.

Thirteen players, and only twelve have posted.

VOTE: xkfyu.

Is reeks of bullshit and irrelevancy. Continue with the plan yall, we can fuck up other shit at a later point. We got plenty of time.

[TheLhix]

You've put a time limit on yourself while everyone else, including me, hold options.

You underestimate the power of the wifom side.

I've felt in control the whole game. Still do.

I won't die.
You, might, but might not. Depends, but I won't. I asked the mod, made sure I was right, I am, so I'm good.

Whatever. No ace in the hole can delay the inevitable paint smear or death of you for very long. And even if I might die, it holds to connect everything that has been said and done. I have plenty on my plate to deal with, so whether I live, die, push or throw an ace out there besides me, you have no chance in hell. Regardless, I highly doubt you will be winning this game.

[TheLhix]

Is reeks of bullshit and irrelevancy.

Of course it does, I'm a dirty scumbag.

Realtalk, though: you went from being fairly lighthearted and jokey to this overnight.

You think I'm bluffing, but I on the other hand happen to think you're the one bluffing.

After all...what kind of scum could you be that can risk targeting me?
If you're part of a team...then guess what? If you die and your PARTNER is nightkilled, you just lost your team the game. (I checked. Two on a team, not three as I had assumed.) Mind you, multiple nightkills fly around this game.

So I'm calling YOUR bluff here.

Then here is my bluff, lets say you arent lying and I die. You are not only paint smeared, but you are relatively alone. While as whatever team I am on out of the big three instantly just figured out another game piece and has more insight to play at the very least. You are caught still.

[TheLhix]

and if you wanna learn about my playstyle, (you can ask anyone who has played with me) I am passive at first but will tunnel if its a must. Don't mistake that I wont kamikaze in a just situation.

[TheLhix]

I'm p sure your no vet

Realtalk, I'm not. Doesn't matter, though.

You are not only paint smeared, but you are relatively alone.

Nah, in this playerlist, I'm (relatively) entertaining.

If people were

that

ticked off at me, then they wouldn't wait for the day to end, but as you yourself are proving, they're not.

Nice admission. Not only will we kill a jester in that case, but keep a vet alive. Nonetheless, I have a somewhat decent chance of living and my faction, whichever it make be, will prosper because of this.

[TheLhix]

Not only will we kill a jester in that case, but keep a vet alive.

Which is bad for everyone, you know.

Nonetheless, I have a somewhat decent chance of living and my faction, whichever it make be, will prosper because of this.

Nah, kill me and you're a goner. I said I'm not a vet. I didn't say I was a jester.

And like I said: not getting lynched. If I was going to be lynched, I would have been lynched by now. But it's not going to happen. Not today, not tomorrow. I've looked at the playerlist, and how they've interacted with me. There simply isn't enough votes. I could ask, I could

beg

them to lynch me and they still wouldn't.

You are spewing so many bullshit roles, not you got a invisible one and a barbaric bravado to match. Whether Serial Killer, Dragon or Godfather, you will not win. I have been over the countless reasons why you are pretty fucked regardless of anything over and over, I will simply wait. Even if I were to be lynched, what about the others?

[TheLhix]

Consider this to be the most aggressive reading and attack I have done in mafia for a while. We will figure out much through your death. This goes for the entire playerlist in fact.

[TheLhix]

Everyone was looking for something substantial to target, now we just kill the safe lurker and in the night phase we will reveal all.

[TheLhix]

Why are so many people voting for Lane?

Go through the last few pages. Surprise: Substantial shit. I didnt think it would be possible in this game but we got some serious shit.

[TheLhix]

Whether Serial Killer, Dragon or Godfather, you will not win.

I can win as any of these and then some. (You actually don't know the full roles. I've been admittedly a bit ignorant about others, but my own? Know that.)

I have been over the countless reasons why you are pretty fucked regardless of anything over and over, I will simply wait.

You know, I

could

go into correcting your assumptions and why you're wrong about me, but eh, you wouldn't believe me anyway, so not much of a point. You'll wait, so will I, one of us is wrong and the other right. (Hint: I know what I'm doing.)

Even if I were to be lynched, what about the others?

Do you want me to actually list every player and who will or won't lynch me?
The list of "won't" is much larger than "will".

Declarative, unsubstantial bullshit and uselessness. I am gonna go shower

[TheLhix]

Before I shower: The only possible way he can survive is if he is a survivor using his vest. But that will also be proven by nights end. More reason to do it. More answers even

[TheLhix]

Before I shower: The only possible way he can survive is if he is a survivor using his vest. But that will also be proven by nights end. More reason to do it. More answers even

thats the advantage. No matter what he is or proclaims to be, this will figure it out.

[TheLhix]

Listen if ranger was remotely unfearful of death and not the jester like I think, then why isn't she voting lane

Because lane's my scumbuddy, duh.

(Real answer: because honestly? I just want to NOT do what you/Lhix spearhead. Out of spite. I don't like posting this way. Lhix, with your support, pushed me into posting this way. So what you want? I don't. This is me being, 100%, entirely, honest. In any other game that'd be playing against my wincon, but here I can get away with it because ANYTHING is playing towards my wincon. )

Doesn't voting for Lane fall under that makeshift anything. Doesn't acting out of spite give us more reason to do this.

[TheLhix]

$5 says ranger has a role that has nk protection.

all killing roles should target ranger. if she doesnt die, she's arsonist.

I'd agree, but with the vet claim (Although I am 100% sure its bullshit) its best to throw as few as you can at it. Which leads into the multiple arrangements of fuckery I already listed. Essentially, either or, this is in the bag.

[TheLhix]

I mea seriously.
Vet would vote, sk would vote, scum bucket of some sort would vote.
Lynch lane.

What's going on? How are you pushing my lynch and why?

I'd say suicide yourself for the better of the game, but thats not possible.

[TheLhix]

I mea seriously.
Vet would vote, sk would vote, scum bucket of some sort would vote.
Lynch lane.

What's going on? How are you pushing my lynch and why?

I'd say suicide yourself for the better of the game, but thats not possible.

Why would you say that?

Read through a few pages

[TheLhix]

Speaking of spite, though:
VOTE: TheLhix.

Enjoy your bowl of spite at the table of loneliness in jester hell

[TheLhix]

Boy are you in for a surprise.

As I've said. I am more than ready for any surprise lmfao

[TheLhix]

bottom

[TheLhix]

As I've said. I am more than ready for any surprise

Oh, I'm pretty sure you're not.

If you were, then you'd be wondering why I'm so confident I'll not only not die, but also why I won't get lynched.

The roles

do

hold an answer, but you're apparently still not figuring it out by your attitude. Pretty stunning when you think about it.

What you fail to realize is how little I really care about what "surprise" you have. I have already accepted the roll of the black sheep that will kamikaze if needed.

[TheLhix]

I've played this setup tons of times on SC2M.
I simply know that she's not a Jester.
Just trust me or you'll be doomed N1 because you let her live.

"Simply knowing" is not a reason for anything.
for example:

I "simply know" I am the buddha.

[TheLhix]

Let's highlight the dangerous part of jester

Abilities:
If you are getting lynched during the day phase,

random player of those who voted you will suicide during the next night phase.

Annoy: During the night phase you may PM me that you want to annoy some player. You are considered visiting that player for that night phase. Target player will receive the following exact message: "You were annoyed by a Jester." via PM from me

Moving on peps

to add onto this, we have literally debunked or challenged every potential role they have.

[TheLhix]

Well that was quick.

Will you join us or would you like to be the next under the eyeglass at the expense of what happens D2?

[TheLhix]

Vony change that vote or face a swift and indiscriminate lack of survival and endgame

Eat a pile of dicks.

Am I allowed to choke

[TheLhix]

Well that was quick.

Will you join us or would you like to be the next under the eyeglass at the expense of what happens D2?

You should pay more attention...

Actually, screw the catching up. Can I just hammer someone?

Hmm guess not. Oh well, next best thing is to hop on the biggest wagon, I suppose.

VOTE: Lane

Oh. Cool. Thanks for t he support in this campaign. We can all "snuggle" in the next room.

[TheLhix]

I thought I had played with players who ought to have been banned before but never anything like ranger.

What's wrong with what Ranger has done?

(Bear in mind, that I never did catch up, only very very briefly skimmed)

You would be caught up if this shit wasn't in the game.

We might actually be playing the game instead of tunneling if it wasnt for Ranger. This will probably poke endgame a little bit because of it.

[TheLhix]

I thought I had played with players who ought to have been banned before but never anything like ranger.

What's wrong with what Ranger has done?

(Bear in mind, that I never did catch up, only very very briefly skimmed)

You would be caught up if this shit wasn't in the game.

So because she's posted an insane number of times, she should be banned?

Because her trivial bullshit within the post count for the purpose of pimping her very likely Jester Wincon, while pretty much derailing the game momentarily in full.

[TheLhix]

I thought I had played with players who ought to have been banned before but never anything like ranger.

What's wrong with what Ranger has done?

(Bear in mind, that I never did catch up, only very very briefly skimmed)

You would be caught up if this shit wasn't in the game.

So because she's posted an insane number of times, she should be banned?

Because her trivial bullshit within the post count for the purpose of pimping her very likely Jester Wincon, while pretty much derailing the game momentarily in full.

[TheLhix]

Because her trivial bullshit within the post count for the purpose of pimping her very likely Jester Wincon, while pretty much derailing the game momentarily in full.

But if she's a Jester, and trying to be obnoxious so that people would lynch her, then that is just playing to her win condition. Seems like a silly thing to get mad at someone about.

Hence why we slaughter Lane and we reveal everything we can at night. We got them cornered

[TheLhix]

I have a sinking suspicion that Ika might hate us

[TheLhix]

Because her trivial bullshit within the post count for the purpose of pimping her very likely Jester Wincon, while pretty much derailing the game momentarily in full.

But if she's a Jester, and trying to be obnoxious so that people would lynch her, then that is just playing to her win condition. Seems like a silly thing to get mad at someone about.

Hence why we slaughter Lane and we reveal everything we can at night. We got them cornered

Fair enough. I'm down for lynching Lane. It just seems odd to be legitimately upset with Ranger for her posts.

Well, as far as anger goes, I am just down with saying its annoying and derailing. I understand its a lawless game, but I feel they went very far with it and just made it tedious.
As far a game objective though, this is the first really comprehensive thing we have gotten.

[TheLhix]

VC?

L1 for lane. I think. Nobody would blame is hammer is able

[TheLhix]

VOTE: ranger

No don't hammer. I'm really good

Don't kill me, my miscellaneous skill is an asset. I say as I vote the potential Jester

[TheLhix]

So keep me alive til end game and hopefully I can join tyne winning team!!d

With that vote your endgame is looking to be pretty soon tbh

[TheLhix]

Well, after the game I'l have a good laughter reading how you all (except few sane players) will blame yourselves for not lynching Ranger.

I mean, regardless Ranger is going to die

[TheLhix]

I doubt she's bluffing about night actions.

We will find out. I am pretty sure I covered ever possible situation

[TheLhix]

to add onto this, we have literally debunked or challenged every potential role they have.

The fact you think this proves how ignorant you are of the setup.

I've made my (actual) role pretty dang obvious, and it is NOT something you've taken into account.
Not once.

Okay. Then riddle this: What could possibly happen that wont throw everything off D2 at the very least?
I die: They point to you
You dont die: They point to you
You die: This post is meaningless
Nothing happens: They point to you

[TheLhix]

I have a sinking suspicion that Ika might hate us

You

, yes.
ME, on the other hand, he explicitly said he loved me.

I maintain my philosophy on the game is better.

We can get back to a better philosophy when you are dead. As well, the hatred of Ika or lack of is their prerogative and I hold no judgment or reason against or for it.

[TheLhix]

I am pretty sure I covered ever possible situation

You REALLY are bad at paying attention to the roles, aren't you?

What could possibly happen that wont throw everything off D2 at the very least?

Nethersprite may or may not have figured it out, but you certainly haven't.

I may be playing a bit bold, but I'm not going to be stupid enough to tell you the

exact

detail.
But in general...the "they point to you" options...don't actually happen.

Nitpicking my posts wont do anything

You didnt answer my question

Also *five minute long farting noise*

[TheLhix]

You didnt answer my question

Okay. Then riddle this: What could possibly happen that wont throw everything off D2 at the very least?
I die: They point to you
You dont die: They point to you
You die: This post is meaningless
Nothing happens: They point to you

The question you nitpicked. Explain to me what could feasibly happen that doesnt even mildly fall under those categories, as well there is still a great chance you are bluffing and are a jester anyway.

[TheLhix]

Also, if your philosophy on the game is trolling, why do you care?