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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:38 pm

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Can you outsmart the spheres and win up to
$500,000
?

It's not just luck. It's the game where you have to Optimise.



YOU CAN /IN ANYTIME IN STUDIO Z, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.
GAMES TAKE PLACE HERE AND AT THE (O)PTIMIZE STUDIO WITH YABBAGUY.


(no actual cash prizes awarded)


RULES:

  1. There are 20 golden spheres - 8 red, 6 green, 4 blue, and 2 ultraviolet. You will receive one at the end of the game. Each colour has a bank worth an amount of money, how much each contains is up to your strategy and the whim of the spheres. Red is most likely to be won, but the money doesn't rise quickly. Ultraviolet could pay out an ultra-great $500,000, but is highly unreliable. Or go green or blue for an in-between.
  2. You will be assigned a starting target from 0-3 at random backstage. Pick a player from the list (a mix of the contender queue and NPCs), and they'll pick a number from 0-4 at random by selecting one of their five spheres. If their number beats your target, you win. If it's equal or lesser, you lose. What sector the player belongs to (represented by their font colour) is essential in choosing who you go for.
  3. IF YOU WIN: the colour of that player goes up one step on its respective money ladder and makes that colour's bank worth that new amount. Should that colour be in your golden sphere at the end of the game, that is now the amount you win.
  4. IF YOU LOSE: we open and discard the same number of golden spheres at random as the number chosen by the player. If they pick a 0, nothing happens. Anytime all the golden spheres of a colour are chosen - the colour is "collapsed" and is rendered impossible to win, but players from that sector may still be chosen. Should three colours collapse, you instantly learn which colour is actually paying you money.
  5. Once you pick a player, you can't pick them again. Your subsequent targets are simply the number chosen by the previous player. Exception: if the player picks a 4, they select again to produce a new target.
  6. GOLDEN FINALE: All remaining golden spheres will be loaded with the amount in their respective coloured banks, then presented to you. You simply select one at random and win all the cash attached to the colour you choose.


GAME COMPONENTS:


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The glorious monitor of information:

  • Large white box: displays contender's name.
  • Flashing white boxes: showing the progression of money for each colour's bank. Every time a player wins, that player's colour goes up one rung and makes that colour's bank more valuable.
  • Coloured circles: quantity of golden spheres with that colour remaining. Divide by total # of golden spheres remaining to get the probability of winning that colour's bank.
  • Target: the number the player has to exceed to win. A backstage draw followed by preceding player's sphere picks determine this.
  • Golden Spheres: total quantity of golden spheres remaining. Losses from a player may cause golden spheres to be lost.


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Vera
Sophie
Angelina
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Kiersten
Kira
Molly


Clifford
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Sandra
Callie
Dion


Paulette
Tristen
Eleanor
Tatum
[Contender]


An example player list. Notice contender can make one selection of the spheres for themselves.

Frank

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A red player's spheres - about to confront a 3, the worst target in the game. 0 is the best target as only another 0 loses to it.

Frank

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One of 120 ways the five spheres can be arranged.

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The golden spheres...

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...and the contents of the golden spheres.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:47 pm

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Current Players (Sign up any time at Studio Z, you may even be able to instantly join the game in progress!):

Sectors rotate from red to green to blue to ultraviolet and back to red. When a sector makes it to ultraviolet, their bottommost player becomes the contender. The vacancy is plugged by next episode with a newbie in the top slot.

This player list is as of the start of the game in progress. Top 20 players in the queue, excluding the host of the studio, take the player spot, and the topmost player is the contender who actually plays the game.

yabbaguy's studio siphons from the same queue. You will be expected to pick spheres both here and there, and you may end up being a contender in either - although if you have a strong preference, you can request a host when your turn comes.

The progression is R1 (topmost red) -> G1 (topmost green) -> B1 -> UV1 -> R2 -> G2... -> UV5 (contender)


CJMiller
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Elmo TeH AzN (temporarily)
themountainclimber (temporarily)
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swyellowtail (temporarily)
cjdrum


Hoppster
mallowgeno
Cybele
Mist7676
animorpherv1


jmj3000
yabbaguy (H)
Quilford
Drench
mastermind (C)


A = absent C = contender H = host

Queue:

StrangerCoug (SZ C)
mastermind (C)
animorpherv1
cjdrum
Tragedy
Drench
Mist7676
PersonalIdiot04 (A)
chenhsi (A)
Quilford
Cybele
JDGA
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yabbaguy (SZ H)
mallowgeno
cg5
kdowns
jmj3000
Hoppster
CSL
CJMiller
swyellowtail
themountainclimber
---
ElMo TeH AzN

Game Archive:

Demo
I. - cjdrum
II. - animorpherv1
III. - Drench
IV. - chenhsi
V. - Kcdaspot
VI. - JDGA
VII. - Lowell
VIII. - Hoppster
IX. - Klazam
X. - jmj3000
XI. - CSL
XII. - ConSpiracy
XIII. - Nobody Special
XIV. - StrangerCoug*
XV. - mastermind*

Spoiler: Results
---OLD VERSION---
I. cjdrum - $10,000

II. animorpherv1 - $15,000

III. Drench - $2,000


---NEW VERSION---
IV. chenhsi - $10,000

V. Kcdaspot - $200

VI. JDGA - $20,000

VII. Lowell - $10,000

VIII. Hoppster - $60,000

IX. Klazam - $10 000

X. jmj3000 - $40 000

XI. CSL - $10,000

XII. ConSpiracy - $4,000

XIII. Nobody Special - $200

XIV. StrangerCoug - ?

---ANNIVERSARY BONUSES---
killerjester - $1000
yabbaguy - $1000
kdowns - $1000
Quilford - $1000
CSL - $1000
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:55 am

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Woo-hoo. Can't wait! My colors gonna be optimized! (hee-hee)
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:12 am

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Am I supposed to /in here or in the other game thread?
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:14 am

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My
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gonna be
optimized
!


X X


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sorry you got a troublemaker for your first contender. :lol:

kdowns - you're /in. You're right, I did say sign up in the other thread, but it's more because I need to see the sign-up for myself. Since I have, welcome. :)

I should probably be much more explicitly clear about this -
making this alternate studio is merely a way to run two games of this at once.
Since the popularity is far too great to be going through these games one at a time, I've started a second studio with JDGA at the helm to slash waiting times in half.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:32 pm

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Welcome kdowns.

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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:02 pm

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Disclaimer: British spelling can and will be used liberally in this Studio, however all dialects of English can and will be accepted. All arguments, complaints, and objections will be swiftly redirected to the incinerator. Likewise with currency debates: Prize money is in AUD. Be happy Americans, AUD > USD at present, and is set to continue to do so for quite some time.

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(O)PTIMISE IX


*darkened set, me lit up in front of spheres with camera zoomed out*

This is a game where you could win $500 000.
*opens sphere*

But it's not just luck.
This is the game where you have to optimise.
*monitor lights up, displays video intro*


*French DoND theme, camera spins around with a quick glance at 20 virtual sets of spheres. It zooms in one set which spontaneously opens to show the innards of the spheres. A golden sphere flies in, spins around while it's opening, and shows a red $0 sign inside. It shuts, spins and opens again, and this time shows an ultraviolet $500,000 (where 0,01 euro and 1 000 000 euros are shown). The sphere closes and opens again, now showing the names and short video clips of all the players along with spheres flying about in the background. An ultraviolet sphere then flies in as "Hosted by: JDGA" flies in on the graphics", then the sphere goes to where it should be in the logo as its button turns red and the other letters fly in as the theme concludes.*


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*audience and players cheering as the set lights up with main theme playing*

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY!
Welcome to the premiere episode of my own hosting of this game. So far in the other host's series, we've had quite a few smaller wins, but nothing greater than $20 000. Can our first contender of this series change that? Introducing: KLAZAM!

*audience cheers as the doors turn from white to red and open in the middle of the stage to simulate a sphere latch. The doors open up as Klazam comes up the lift with spotlights swirling around and chase lights on the floor around him. The cheering subsides and the lights normalize as the lift clicks into place*


So, hello Klazam.
*shakes hands*
Care to introduce yourself to the audience for us?
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:11 pm

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ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND bookmarked..

also if you are going by Yabbas rotation i should be i the first spot in blue shouldn't I?
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:22 pm

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Hint: Hoppster =/= Klazam
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:29 pm

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Corrected. Thanks for that XD
I also put a small bar into the queue after the top 20 to show where the sphere-openers start.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:44 pm

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/egosearch
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:00 pm

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Drench is (A) as well.
It's
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:04 pm

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Substitution made. yabba probably will agree with that one.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:30 pm

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Wow, I never thought I would be on a bona fide game show. Quite the setup ya got there.

I'm KLAZAM. Fear the bee. yeah.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:58 pm

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Attention Mod: I am now on Limited Access until the 30th of July. After that, I will have absolutely NO access until August 2nd or 3rd.


If my turn to pick spheres come before I get back, I go for far right, then middle.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:45 pm

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Bona fide? What do you take us for?
*mock indignation*

But anyways, let us begin.

We conducted a backstage sphere drawing for your initial target, and you pulled out the 1.
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You know what to do, right? Simply select players in any order you want, with the goal of optimising your potential payouts. If the player you pick pulls a number greater than yours, we move up one step in that sector's money tree. If they lose, however... We shuffle the chances of winning each sector by removing some golden spheres. Either way, the number they select becomes your new target (unless they find the 4, in which case they select a new one for you).
In any case, you simply choose players one by one until they've all had a turn, then we open one of the golden spheres to see what you won~

Now then...
*lights go down, monitor lights up, audience cheers*

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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:49 am

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I'll send it to mist.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:52 am

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Really?

I like going last!

But fine...

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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:53 am

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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:57 am

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Quiet you go on v/la already

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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:44 am

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I'm on V/LA from July 31st - August 5th.

If you send me a PM I should choose a sphere within 24 hours.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:00 pm

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Mist7676

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Our first pick's gone to ultraviolet. Have we set it on the ladder, or have we lost the big $500K level already?

*Mist opens 5th sphere*

Mist7676

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Yes! one-up'd~

*audience cheers, lights flash violet*

Mist7676

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That was actually a very close prediction there. If you just put the 4 on the left and pushed everything else over... Oh well. No harm done.

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A target of 2 is always interesting. Where are you going to put it?

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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:53 pm

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Hmm. I'll send that 2 to Nobody (Special).
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:18 pm

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Nobody Special

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*NS's spheres light up*

A 2's not that easy to succeed with, but it's certainly doable. Can you pull it off for us, or will we be removing some golden spheres today?
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:47 pm

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Far left, if you please.
....what?



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